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Mega Piranha (2010)
Highly entertaining if your stoned
Mega Piranah has inspired me to watch some of the other Asylum classics and I have to admit, a lot of them don't stand up well against this one. I watched it a few months ago and still can't get it out of my head.
Any film with exploding fish, piranha's eating Helicopters and Navy boats as well as the added bonus of Tiffany has to be worth a look.
I laughed hard at the CGI, plot and incredibly bad acting.
Just insure you drink alcohol or smoke something before you watch it as it takes the edge off.
A truly entertaining film.
Battle of Los Angeles (2011)
What have they created????
Ahh, the Battle of Los Angeles...........
My work mate bought this movie for us to watch at work. He was under the impression it was the new Blockbuster Battle: LA but after the opening 2 minutes, it was painfully obvious that he was wrong...As wrong as this movie in fact.
Never have I seen such terrible acting and CGI. The sets are atrocious and the plot is non existent. My work mate walked out after about half an hour but I was so shocked at what I was seeing, I had to watch until the end.
I did have a good laugh at some parts of this film such as the eye patched ninja taking out alien drones with her Katana and the old grisly Sergeant shooting down an alien spacecraft with his revolver (and it wasn't even a 44 magnum) but apart from that, it left a lot to be desired, even for an Asylum film.
Im pretty sure the CGI for this was done on a commodore 64..
If your considering watching this...don't