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The Karate Dog (2005)
When does Karate Cat come out?
Karate Dog changed my life. I must know what Karate Dog is up to now. I know he must be fighting crime, and kicking the crap out of bad guys somewhere. He is amazing.
My favorite part was the dog party (not the one at the end). My second favorite part was Jon Voigt racing the dogs on the track. My third favorite part was Mr. Miagi's role as Karate Dog's sensei. My fourth favorite part was when Karate Dog was feeding lines to Detective Jackass when he was on his date with Jaime Pressley. My fifth favorite part was when Karate Dog and Jon Voigt were fighting on the roof, and Karate Dog KICKED HIS ASS!! My sixth favorite part was when Karate Dog was being interrogated by the Police, and remained silent!! HA HA! My seventh favorite part was when Karate Dog was driving the Detective's car and crashed it into a pond! My eighth favorite part was Jon Voigt drinking the neon juice and acting all young and vibrant. Funny stuff! My ninth favorite part was when the babies tried to steal the van from the day care center...oh wait. Thats from my SECOND FAVORITE MOVIE, SUPERBABIES: Baby Geniuses 2. See my review there, its great.
My ninth favorite part from KARATE DOG, ha!, was EVERY time Chevy Chase said something funny. Which was always. My tenth favorite part was when they blew up all those computers by inserting a CD. And closely following that, actually, before that, I enjoyed Karate Dog going in there mission-impossible style to copy the CD in the first place.
Need I say more? Come on folks. This is comedic genius. Every time it is on Showtime or HBO I watch it, eyes glued to the screen. And seriously, when is Karate Cat coming out?
Troll 2 (1990)
Grandpa Seth's death was very difficult for your father...
Bravo! Bravo...encore!!! Please o' please let there be a Troll 3 or at least start filming NOW! A movie of this cinematic value must conclude with a trilogy...no wait lets make this a mini-series, you know like every Sunday you and the family could gather around the TV waiting with anticipation of what Joshua will do next to fend off the Trolls...ur, I mean goblins!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I don't even know where to begin with this movie, just thinking about each captivating scene makes me wonder why I have never seen any of these actors (if thats what they call themselves) in anything else?? As the movie went on I found myself wondering what actors could have made this movie better...uh worse. I feel its only necessary to list the key insider points in this masterpiece:
1. Grandpa Seth is creepy 2. Grandpa Seth's death was very difficult for his son-in-law 3. Mom looks as if she is a goblin 4. Holly's is training for the NFL or a dancer at the strip club in Nilbog 5. Elliot is a raging homo 6. It's OK to eat green paste on corn or for that matter anything. 7. 30 seconds according to grandpa is really like 2 min. 8. Literally running to the store is good for your health. 9. Weird witch lady needs valtrex 10. Joshua did live in the end and now is the leader of the Trolls...ur, I mean goblins in the city of Sllot.
Watch this movie!!!!