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The Wicker Man (2006)
Most boring movie EVER.
The Wicker Man seemed like a good choice when I was trying to decide which movie to go to yesterday. It looked mysterious and slightly spooky, which I tend to like. So I bought tickets for my husband and myself. What a mistake. The Wicker Man really did have the potential to be good. But it's not. It's not spooky or mysterious either. It's BORING. It was obvious how the movie was going to end within the first ten minutes. I should have left the theater then. I didn't find the movie to be offensive at all. I am familiar with the Druid ceremonies of millennia past, and kind of expected the ending. However, my husband is not familiar with the legends, and he STILL knew what was going to happen. It was so boring that my husband actually fell asleep in the theater, which he has never done before. I looked around and saw several other people snoozing as well. That's two hours of my life that I'll never get back. Total waste of time and money.
Thumbelina (1970)
Scary and awful.
Parents, unless you want your child to have nightmares, do not let your kids watch this movie. I remember watching this movie several times as a child in the early 1980s. All I can say is that I am scarred for life! I remember this movie as scaring the hell out of me for no good reason. The psychedelic quality of it was over my head and didn't end up mesmerizing and delighting me as promised, but confused and scared me. This from a kid who by that age had seen more horror movies than anyone should have. I really think this movie was made by a bunch of hippies who were all hopped up on drugs and thought that they were thinking in childlike ways, but really were just stoned. Scary, scary, scary. Terrible movie that I still get uncomfortable thinking about to this very day!
The Mothman Prophecies (2002)
Strange indeed...
This movie is so messed up! After seeing it several times, I am not sure whether I am really dumb, or whether the movie itself is really dumb. I think that it may be the latter, although some may disagree. Anyway, the entire movie makes no sense, and raises more questions than answers. Not to mention that it's pretty boring--I watched it at the drive-in when it was playing, and I fell asleep! On Cinemax I finally saw the whole thing, but it didn't really matter. It was just that bad!
Cabin Fever (2002)
Terrible, just terrible...
I went into this movie thinking that it would be a good story. And it could have been, really! But in actuality, this was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. It was boring, the amount of swearing was ridiculous, and I really didn't need to see the implication of a girl sticking her finger up her boyfriend's butt! Just a horrible, stupid, terrible movie!!!!
The Banger Sisters (2002)
Pretty good flick
Okay, so this isn't a knee-slapping funny movie. But women will get it. Even young women. It really isn't about what happens to the characters themselves, but what happens to women when they take on the responsibilites of life such as careers, motherhood, etc. Sarandon and Hawn are great and play off each other very well. I highly recommend this movie! Warning though-quite a bit of crude humor, so get it on a night when the kids aren't home!