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War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)
Overrated
The original idea was to symbolize the upcoming race war. The movie was very boring with the monkey's talking in whispers and sign language. Keep watching their lips and sit very close, or you'll miss what they say. Nothing inspiring to make life seem good. The first one was good, but these others just have political messages. The last Planet of the Apes was to try to make you hate guns. If you do see this and get bored, think about the Pizza you can eat when it's over, that would be more inspiring.
Warcraft (2016)
Horrors!
As far as the plot goes, it wasn't the same plot as in the game. It was supposed to be Warlords of Draenor, not the original Warcraft. Too many Illuminati and evil Freemason symbols in the movie, aren't hard to notice.
Warlordsof Draenor was 'interesting', to me but not worthy of a movie. If you want to make a good movie, they need to do Grand Theft Auto. I haven't played this game in a year, it's going down the tubes. The 'Legion' game that will be soon released will not be played by me until I hear people saying they really like it. An Orc being friends with a Human? Wouldn't happen on my server. And where were the Gnomes? I play a pink haired midget Gnome called Kickhere. They had Blood elves, but in the real game, those are Gay guys. Totally overrated review. Blizz needs to stop making movies, and try harder on making a better game.
It Follows (2014)
It Blows!
Shows you how paid South Korean boiler room pumpers increase ratings. Total nonsense, from the beginning. Maybe a 10 year old would be scared. The 2 girls that get attacked are hot, I'll give them that, but the plot is terrible. There's no ending, so there will be a part 2. Horror movies always have to show promiscuous girls being attacked, which is what this shows. If you read the description of this movie, that's the whole plot, you know the story, there's no reason to watch it now. I'm not just giving this a 1 because the ratings are way to high, but because this really deserves a 1. Perhaps the reason it's so horrible is because there's not much else out there.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
Too Many Attacks On the Second Amendment
That's the worse part of this movie, they try to script everything against the guns. It's part of the Brainwashing that 'Dreamworks' said they would try to create to get rid of guns, when Obama came to them to try to get them to go along with his program. People, when they take away your guns, then they are going to take everything. The Chinese were stupid for handing their guns over to the government. I saw the movie which looks good in 3 D, and I liked the part where the monkey, Buka shoots the leader with the gun and claims the humans shot him, then burns down their village, and claims the humans did that. That's what governments do to start wars, like 'Gulf of Tonkin' in Vietnam, when the U.S. painted our boats like Vietnamese boats and attacked our own boats to get support from our people to start a war. Governments always lie to start wars. I saw no redeeming or social value in this, though, and you won't walk out of this movie wanting to improve your life. Given the highly overrated stars on this, I have to give it a 1.
Gravity (2013)
Boring!! Gravity Has NO Gravitas!
As unreal as a cartoon, the only thing that looks good in this is Sandra Bullock's body. Her hair is cut short as a Bull Dyke, though, and last year a study was done that concluded 9 out of 10 girls with short hair do not like sex, so this was a turn off too. The things that happen are impossible, a guy in a spacesuit is moving as fast as walking, and he's supposed to pull them to the next space station, which is how far? 1000 miles away? IF you're strong, you can walk 25 miles in a day, although the early native Indians were said to walk 50 miles in a day in bare feet like it was nothing. I was ready to walk out of this, but Sandra Bullock pulls off her space suit, which is the only thing that held my interest. The high technology equipment was a little interesting, but not worth your time. The only reason I saw this was IMDb's high user rating on this, which on some occasion's are wrong, so I'm trying to steer you the right way. This high rating here is false, try another movie, something that's more laughable.
We're the Millers (2013)
Too Corny, Don't Like Corny
Don't bring your family to this.
The fact that the movie makes the DEA look good is idiotic. The U.S. Government brings in the drugs and allows certain banks to launder money. Then they put you in prison if you're caught, financing the prison system. Some dealers are let go quickly if they aren't the competition to the Chase Bank group.
This movie was probably the best Brainwashing Programming (why are they called T.V. PROGRAMS?) they could come up with since Marijuana is legal in Colorado and Maine.
The stripper did a lousy strip act, probably a copy from an old movie. And when they get to the border and are ready to search the R.V., Illegal Mexicans mysteriously start running from under their vehicle. CORNY! Drugs were legal in the 1930's and Alcohol was illegal. Nobody except rare screwy people messed with drugs. Advertising of both should be banned.
Sorry about the ranting but knowing these facts makes the movie even worse.
Pacific Rim (2013)
Very, Very Boring
I had more fun when I was 3 years old sitting in my bathtub playing with plastic submarines. I think I would have had more fun today too, doing just that.
Producers need to spend more money on the WRITING of a movie than the Computer graphics. In the 1980's movies were better because it was all in the writing, and there wasn't much computer editing. The writing was more important than the Acting, also.
If there's a movie you don't like, it's mainly because of bad writing, I don't care how much computer graphics is spent on it, it will be lousy, like this movie!!
Road Lawyers and Other Briefs (1990)
Cheaply made, but very funny.
Whomever wrote this was a total genius. Perhaps because I've had experience in the legal field I thought it was very funny. It looks like a Grade B or C movie, but it was so intelligently written that I was rolling on the floor laughing hard. For a lot of you though it might go over your head and you won't be able to understand it. This movie was so unforgettable for me I decided to go online to purchase it. Good luck to you if you can find it. If you have any experience with law, an Ex-Con, Lawyer, Judge, or Prosecutor, you'll find this to be the most hilarious movie you've ever seen in your life. It's very Bizarre, and so are the other shorts that come with it, but it's worth every penny.
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
Billionaire Bankers Will Save Us All
This movie was partly put out by the DOD (Department of Defense) who helps program and censor a lot of Programs(why do you think they call it programming?). The Billionaire Banker is the good guy, who society cannot live without and if you took away his money all of us would completely go down the tubes without him. The movie is full of Subliminal and not so-subliminal messages that condition us to accept all manifestations of the modern technological surveillance state. Notice how they make the average person appear Powerless and helpless, only the Government can help you, you can't do anything for yourself. Just give away all your Freedom for Security or the manufactured Bogeyman will get you.
The Billionaire banker is a Christ figure that is going to 'give it all up', give everything to society. This film is made to hit your Subconscious mind not conscious mind. All these action movies are to make you think there's a Terrorist under every table. Totally STUPID!!! But it does affect the Average person.
Dark Shadows (2012)
So stupid you might barf!
If you're not a Vampire fan, this movie is a total waste. If you are a Vampire fan, it's still stupid. I have an interest in the evil Collins family in real life, is why I wanted to see this.
The Collins family is part of the top 10 Illuminati family's in the world. They do evil rituals constantly, like kill little children and baby's in rituals. I have great admiration for the Collins family members that decide to give their heart to Jesus and leave the Illuminati. The Collins should listen to these family members that leave instead of killing them. 'Remember Tommy Collins' is a saying they tell their children at their evil rituals. Tommy Collins was a guy that left their evil family and was killed. Also Johnny Todd. The Todd bloodline is part of the Collins family too. Abe Lincolns wife was a Todd. Also Mitt Romney is from the Collins family bloodline. If you want to know more about the Collins, Read 'Bloodlines of the Illuminati.'
I thought this movie would be a Comedy like it said, and there was NOTHING funny about this movie. It's about a Vampire, not about the Collins. Vampires are not real, just like 'attack of the killer tomatoes' are not real. But then again, everything About the Collins is a lie and deception. Their whole LIFE is a lie. The real Count Dracula which Prince Charles is descended from, was a ruler that was a cruel killer and some of his enemy's claimed he drank blood, and that might not be true. Countess Dracula was the real killer who took baths in all her victims blood, 600 something, and a lesbian.
The best movie I've seen in a long time is 'The Three Stooges'. See that, it's way better. And to all the Collin's, please give your heart to Jesus.
21 Jump Street (2012)
Totally Explains Why Drugs Should Be Legal!
There were a couple funny moments in the film, so I'll give it three stars. These guys BREAK so many laws just to arrest the criminals, most of it wasn't even funny. They influence everyone to DO drugs, throw drug parties, and DO drugs themselves. Seems like a police recruitment film on top of that. The fact is, if drugs are Legal, than drug use goes Down. Nobody tries to push it on people then. Also we wouldn't need 80% of the police. Maybe if I was a big fan of the police and the war on drugs with all it's corruption and illegal confiscations, then I'd like this movie more. I just didn't like the idea of destroying everyone's lives with drugs and crime and then laughing about it.
The Artist (2011)
Loved Every Minute Of It!!
But I'm a strange one that will actually borrow silent DVD's from the local library like Chaplin and 'Fatty Arbuckle'. The writer and director made a Bold move to make a silent movie that was modern that everyone would like and he succeeded. I hope after you leave this movie that you will view other great silent movies. They are better than you think. I was asked how I could watch these no sound movies and I replied, 'It's better than all the stupid programs that are on TV now', and if you really watch through them, you'll see the silents are better than present day programming. 40 years ago Public Television would have silent movies on every Friday night and when I was a kid I would get really hooked on them.
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
No Redeeming Value
Skip this movie and watch 'The 3 Stooges.' Better to laugh than watch a depressing thing like this.
I was really bored. I know this movie had pure evil contained in it. But I was bored, because you know how horror movie's always are, the whore dies first, the jock dies second, etc. It would have been better if the people at the end would have said, 'We've already won the fight, because our souls are filled with the spirit of Jesus, so live or die, we win.' But NO, (spoiler) they lose, and the guy lights a joint right before he dies. This is intended to make you feel like your life is hopeless. It's an evil movie, even if you don't realize it while you're watching it. They even want you to feel your life is worthless at the end, which is a lie.
The Three Stooges (2012)
Will Make You Laugh Real Hard
I haven't seen anything this funny in a long time, and this is exactly what my soul needed. I'm way too serious everyday and most people say that I depress them. People need to watch more Comedy's especially me, and this is the best movie I've seen in a long time for comedy. I wanted to rate this movie high, because a lot of movies have high ratings, such as the Simpsons, which really was a horrible movie. I think a lot of little children rate these movies without watching them, like the Simpsons. I was expecting Stooges to be bad, so I thought I'd watch just 20 minutes, then switch to another movie with a higher rating. I found this movie to be so funny that I had to stay and finish watching the rest of it. Although I rely on the rating system here, and it usually is accurate, sometimes it's totally wrong, and this was one of those times. I recommend everyone to watch this movie.
The Grey (2011)
Total Blasphemy
Blasphemy at the end where he curses the Creator and dies. He deserved to die for that, but I don't like hearing the Blasphemy. The fires were too small for staying warm, the fires in my fireplace are 3 times bigger and I heated my Ohio home this year on wood. Shotgun shells do not go in a Rifle, only a Shotgun. The wolves never eat the victims, only kill them. He swims in a creek, sits in the snow for awhile, then walks on like nothing happens. How did the guy jump 50 feet across a drop off cliff and land in a tree? Impossible. They jumped across the cliff to escape the wolves, and when 1 guy fell, they were waiting on the ground to pull off the guy that fell. It held my interest till I heard the Blasphemy, then regretted watching it. Movies aren't as inspiring as they used to be, I wish I knew a movie to recommend right now, but the only ones I like are Alex Jones movies on Youtube that you can watch for free. They're more real.
Super 8 (2011)
Worst Movie I Ever Saw In My Life!!
You might like this movie if you smoke some weed so powerful that you can't even talk. Do NOT see this movie. Do you like Corny things? I don't. It's one of those where you keep thinking it will get better, but it never does. It's a remake of the crappiest nonsense you'll ever see. I like a movie where there's a slight possibility at least that what you're watching Could be real. You would be better off watching 'Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes' from the 1980's. As I left the Movie Theater, I told them this was the worst movie I've ever seen, ever. I HAVE to warn you. I've seen a few terrible movies this year, but nothing THIS bad. SO, I didn't spoil it for the people who ENJOY watching terrible movies.