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Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
This is not percy jackson and the lightning thief
This is so loosely based that im surprised rick ridion would even allow this. Maybe he didnt have any say who knows. From the start to finish any fan of this book must have been surprised. The actors were great the story was not right. In Percy jackson and the lightning thief the true villian was zeus father. He never even made any apperenced. The war god as well plays a part. They got luke as a bad guy but the end goal was to actually to raise cronus and to start a civil war cronus the time titan of time and trapped under the underworld. Its sad that rick created such an amazing series. A series that could easily into a movie if somebody was willing to make the 5. If the actually worked with rick listening to what is important and whats not so much it could work the hardest parts of would be the dream.
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)
We need a reboot
Alright disney there are ten books that can implemented definitly 5 books that deserve a more accurate movie adaptation. This movie added more corrections it threw me off significantly. If you layed the foundation in the first movie correctly. Even rick rioden said that this was the most important mistake made.
The Hound of the Baskervilles (2000)
Elementary
This was the only book that was more about Watson then Sherlock. Which in this case it for the better, unlike the most recent Holmes in elementary and Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock played in three or four scene which added up to 10-15 min total. Which to me benifets the movie any more I might have shut it off seeing it was painful to watch. Sherlock show genius in his profession in books and other movies. In this movie Sherlock just set up a sting. Even saying he wasn't sure if he was the villian. Unfortunately there was no explanation of how Sherlock got to his conclusion. Leaving you to wonder how the villian murder the man at the beginning of the movie. As well as the fact Sherlock becomes face to face with his friend then the murder. This movie doesn't not to the book justice
The Mandalorian (2019)
Disney Star Wars
This is proof Disney has somebody who know what star wars fans want to see
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Can I give negative star if so how many
So much wrong with this movie. Predictable, no stakes, no risk, The empirer is not threatening and is uncreative, final order doesn't make sense. Oh and Rey IS NOT A SKYWALKER. She is a palpatine. Oh and Rey is a palpatine. The worst and most impossible reveal that wasn't even a reveal. There is so much more wrong with this movie but if you care to hear what that is there are channels on YouTube with the solo purpose of point out everything wrong with this one movie. Save your money don't waste your time
Frozen II (2019)
Spoilers like serious just know that you only have to watch first ten min that's my problem no other reason for low rating
Ok so sadly this movie believes that for us to understand what is going to go on Elsa needs not give a song that if you actually watch the light show around her you will get a summory of what they find on the adventure there about to go on. That paired with the trolls exobision. Even before you go on the trip you will know what they should find. But hey if you need a billboard flashing lights answer once they meet the two groups of people stuck in the forest will tell you everything else you need to know to fill in the little gaps left like ever since your king attacked our leader and that the king built the damn to help these people. You quickly learn the problem is that the damn didn't help it hurt. King not good guy. Must destroy damn. All this later gets spelt out to the little ones.
Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)
Round house Hotta... but seriously this is a good movie
No getting the comment about how hot ruby looks we shall move on. The disappointment in this movie was the way they brought everybody back into the game as well as the horse... also one more point but I'll circle back to it later. In the first movie Spencer's issue was he spent to much time playing video games and was social awkward because of it. In this movie he relapses forcing the friends who he ditched thinking he was not worthy. His friends jumped back in not realizing they also drag in the to elder friends upstairs. This leads to lots of old people jokes some rehashing of previous jokes. Then also even more sexual jokes that have little to do with ruby. Though she still in her same outfit it fits better seeing most of its in the desert and when it's not she gets a costume change. Which comes when one of the characters joins as a horse like really a horse. I'm sorry but when the person who has a crush on the Johnis brother joins the game and the first thing she does is let's him ride her? Other then that great movie
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Speed
Very simple silly. It understand who it's audience is. Though I must say Jim Carry is on point. Well casted and as always his outrageously silly personality makes this movie very enjoyable
Angel Has Fallen (2019)
Angel has fallen
A simple plot and just builds off the last two movie well if you've liked the last two then you'll like this
Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)
Harley quinn
Poorly named, this movie has nothing to do with the birds of prey, as well the black mask was casted so well but so poorly used. He only put his mask for reason of going to war which was never the reason for making everybody who worked for him. Black mask was to wear his mask and his white suit because he was very paranoid. But instead the first time you see him wear his mask is at the end when he sets out to kill Harley and her friend
Alphas (2011)
Lost of opportunity
Hardly one season this action filled show left the story incomplete. As well as several different things that could have been explored threat on the president. Finding other people and helping them learn to control there TROUBLE. Oh wait sorry TROUBLES are the center plot of heaven. Heaven which got 5 season and was very similar but without the federal implications
Agent Carter (2015)
To short
Starting as a short this could have become something that ran parell with many of the shields episode. Or had given much more light to certain artifacts in the shield show that sadly we know nothing about. But only lasting two seasons this show was to short
Annihilation (2018)
Mistake
This movie is not only a painfully slow movie. It as well make no sense as you enter the world. The world begins to chain just from a disgusting video and one person comment. The team that come collects nothing and just attempts to escape. Natalie portmans beauty is the only reason I watched this movie and the hope that it would get better got me threw the movie but never did it in fact it got worse and worse until the laughable lighthouse scene and obvious end
Aladdin (2019)
Great movie
Ok Disney has been doing Great with these live action Adaptations to there classics. This movie was great for many reason. The Genie Will Smith did a great job. I was laughing just enough. The songs and dances from the classics were there but some were a little to break dancing for my taste in fact there is a scene where Aladdin break dance that went to over board. Though that same scene had me really excited because it was a big cultural scene. This is something I love about these adaptations the fact the fill in the whole that were in the original like jasmine mid drift. Instead of that extreme skimpy outfit she wore the entire movie they gave her multiple outfits accurate to the culture and to her status as the princess. Which she also got a handmaid that helped give some the genie something to do. But the thing that wreck it for me was the song jasmine sing in her head that makes everybody turn to dust and bannisters stay floating in midair. This is the only song where everybody freezes which takes you so far out of the movie your out in your car in the parking lot. It wrecks the climax because your trying to figure out what just happened
Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019)
Good graphics
First question why did we need another malificent movie. Last movie was a telling about how really the villian was the hero. Which is fine there are a lot of those types of movies out there. But they don't do sequels to them. Now with that said this was plot was interesting making the queen the villian. Though I want point out so many thing that are wrong with this movie. First you have the dinner who is put to sleep well the king. Ok so what happens the next day they have a wedding. Not they go to war with the queen of Moors who is malificent. No they get ready for a wedding and nobody bats an eye. Next issue is Philips mom express passive aggressively her dislike for anything that has to do with the moors and fairy's. Lastly the announce that every resident of the moor are required to come to the wedding. All red flags that the moors princess should be able to pick up on but doesn't even allow a thought to cross her mind she only thinks of the wedding and her God mother. These events were why I struggled to enjoy the movie it seemed like everybody were as oblivious as a blind deaf person would be to these events. Though the climax was super cool and the evil queen was probably one of the best tacticians id seen in a long time the way she defended and attacked against her enemy was so creative. As well I enjoyed seeing the computer animated creatures and world it was also supper cool but hero's should have been able to notice something was off at the least