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7/10
Hmmmm.....
13 May 2005
KATHY: I liked this, but not as much as I Liked the TV series. Basically everything was here but some of the original better jokes were missing. There were a couple of cameo performances - Arthur Dent appeared as a hologram and the original Marvin robot was in the queue of aliens in he Vogon waiting room - which were good to see but the rest of this film I found to be unexceptional. The main interest for me was to see how the film was made to someone else's perception of the original. The best part of the film for me was the journey of Arthur and Slartybartfast through the workshop(s) of Magrathea. In summary, this was an ordinary film, well worth seeing but not amusing in itself. 7 Out Of 10 PAUL: I (unlike someone not 1,000 miles away) was expecting the film to veer slightly off from the radio/TV series/books as each of those versions contradicted itself.

However it veered WILDLY off course. In fact the movie strays a little too much for my liking.

Dull set pieces involving new material wind up pushing some of the best comedy material out the way. The hilarious Babel Fish V's God argument is dropped for one.

Then there is the guide itself. On radio the guide always had an amusing tale to tell. On TV the guide did likewise with some hilarious animation. Alas here the guide (voiced brilliantly by Stephen Fry) becomes more of a narator than anything. And very few slices of the actual guide are used. Which is a pity as the few we are treated to are well done (I liked the animation).

Alan Rickman does a decent enough job handling Marvin's vocals. But I'm sorry there will only ever be ONE Marvin...Stephen Moore who played the character on Radio, Television AND audio book format is sorely missed here.

There is a LOT of good to be found in THHGTTG. The acting has nothing too hammy about it and the special effects are good. But alas there is too much that doesn't work here that the film cannot raise much above average. I left the cinema feeling with a sense that the film had been more about laying the framework for a franchise than being concerned about itself.

Wait for the DVD.

6/10
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Miami Vice (1984–1989)
Deserving Of It's Legendary Status
5 December 2003
Ah. This brings back memories.

One of the seminal TV shows of the 80's it is sadly remembered more for it's style, music and fashion content than anything else. Which is unfair as it was also brilliantly acted. Then there is the scream of it's being "unrealistic" due to the fact the cops are wearing armani designer lables and driving a ferrari...WHOLY wrong. The characters are supposed to be undercover cops posing as drug dealer playboys. To have them driving a ford and wearing second hand costumes and cop uniforms would be unrealistic as drug dealers tend be very stylish and showing off thier wealth like a peacok. Urgo the Organised Crime Buerau Vice unit have to fit in. Ussually well written (irellevant of if or not it's the first two seasons gritty realism or the remaining three seasons which were more formulaic).

Season One started off with a pilot that is extrememly lame. And indeed while enjoyable the earlier episodes which followed weren't up to much either. But then along with the (shock) death a lead character early in the season and a new theme tune the show found it's foot. Thanks to the American viewing public for sticking by the show in it's developmental stage. Once Season 1 gets going properly it's a rollercoaster ride of spills and thrills which looked flashy and also delivered plot and characters that kept your attention. Best Episdoe: "Hit List" (aka: Caulderone's Return Part 1). Worst Episode: "Give A Little Take A Little".

Season 2 is more of the same really. Characters are developed more but the plotlines and style remain the same. Best Episode: "Definitley Miami". Worst Episode: "Tale Of The Goat".

Season 3 Shows an definite change of tact for the show. But it works incredibly well and is IMHO the best of the lot. The actors have grown into their characters by this point and can make them totally convincing and sympathetic. The voilence is as action packed and sizling as ever. And the look on Don Johnson's face when his ferrari Daytona gets destroyed is an amazingly comical moment. Best Episode: Too may to choose from really but Johnson's sanity slipping on a case in "Shadows In The Dark" is amazing stuff up there with Pacino and DeNiro in the acting stakes "Forgive Us Our Debts" comes a very close second. Worst Episode: "Viking Bikers From Hell".

Season 4 is the least of the bunch. The stories try to return to a more realistic style but fail totally in their delivery. There are a few good moments but for the most part the stories get very boring. Also someone had the bright idea to cancel Miami Vice and slip a new show called "The Adventures Of Sonny Crockett" on in it's place. In this new show where Crockett and Tubbs were equal partners in the show and the rest of the OCB crew were FAR more than extras who had plenty to bring to the table. in this season we're greeted to a show where Tubbs is reduced to nothing more than a sidekick and the rest of the the OCB are also rans with the exception of some very poor filler episodes. Best Episode: "Mirror Image". Worst Episode: Too many to choose from but "Death And The Lady" is the lowest of the low with only a memorable guest appearence by Paul Guifoyle (sp?) Better known nowadays as Brass in C.S.I. playing a seriously weird villian.

Season 5 is my second fave season after Year 3. Everyone is back on a level playing field again as "The Adventures Of Sonny Crockett" are canned after one season and Miami Vice returns. Jan Hammer takes his music with him to pastures new but Tim Truman arrives with some amazing and atmospheric work for the season that I personally consider to be the best of the bunch when it comes to the music. The realism is out the window with the producers realising that the previous years "high drama" approach had been a complete failure it was time to make sure the final year was a hard hitting full on gunfest. There are OCCASIONAL breaks from this with a couple of comedy episodes "The Lost Maddonna" works brilliantly with Micheal Chiles -I THINK that's his name- from The Shield playing a New York art detective in a genuinley amusing episode. However "Miracle Man" is dire beyond words and is actually painfull to watch making it the worst MV episode. There is some effective character work in there too and the plots while aiming towards a big finish still come across well. The first episode resumes where Season 4 finished with Crockett suffering amnesia believing he really IS a drug dealer and putting on a brilliant "villian" performance. The cliff hanger ending ot the season opener is IMHO the BEST TV cliffhanger ever shown with Crockett (still on planet memory loss) and Tubbs going at it. The story arc is resolved in the seasons best offering "Redemption In Blood". The rest of the season focuses on the other members of the OCB and makes it obvious Crockett is burned out with it only being a matter of time before he either quits the Police Force or gets himself killed. Thankfully the show saw sense to finish while it was ahead and while the final story "Freefall" does not have a great plot the story OOZES in atmosphere and has a sense of farewell to it that is brilliantly realised in the final scene where Crockett and Tubbs bid each other farewell. Best Episode: "Redemption In Blood". Worst Episode: "Miracle Man".

Maybe one day people will remember the show for the reasons it deserves more than the style and the music. I can but hope.
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WOW
4 December 2003
It's been nine years since this one first hit the airwaves and it STILL holds the crown for most spectacular stage show. The spitfire, the lasers, the dancing pigs...oh yeah and the worlds largest ever disco mirrorball which while looking spectacular enough by itself does something UNBELIEVABLE at the end of Comfortably Numb.

Great performances from the band and the session musicians. Guy Pratt is without doubt one of the greatest Bass players who lived and Tim Renwick can fingertap better than anyone.

My ONE complaint is the dissapointing ammount of Division Bell material played. I understand they couldn't play as much of it as they were doing Dark Side live but still......

Two American shows were also filmed on the tour one of which was a NON Dark Side performance so we can but hope said concerts will appear on the DVD when it FINALLY comes out next year. Otherwise this is perfection.
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Oh Dear!
22 November 2003
Everyone LOVED The Matrix. The critics HATED Reloaded but the viewing public and myself disagreed. Another fine film.

And now we come to the final entry in the series. And all I can say is I am hugely dissapointed.

Matrix Revlutions splits into three segments.

Opening half hour set in the matrix and in a back doorway which looks like a subway station.

Main film which lasts just over an hour and sees the characters battle the invasion of Zion and make there way to the Machine City.

And a final 20 minute section where Neo and Smith have their final battle and of course the epilogue.

Now lets pull these segments apart and review them seperatley.

The opening half hour is dreadful beyond words. Whilst dialogue in the previous two films was dubious at best here we have an offering which makes the dialogue from the previous two instalments seem like Shakespear!. It's also amazingly poor in the acting stakes the young daughter of two exiled programmes providing one of the most cringeworthy child performances I've ever seen. Add to this the pathetic "Train Man" character and the two french characters from the second film who were definitley ozzing in cool now coming across as a pair of dorks and we're off to a supremely dissapointing start which seems as if it's sole intention was to fill time.

Now as soon as this rubbish is at an end the main story kicks in. And I have to be honest here. Looked at on it's own it's an amazing bit of work. Possibly the strongest part of all three films. Amazing special effects...two split and enjoyable storylines and tension you could cut a knife with.

Sadly we're then treated to the final showdown between Neo and Smith which is extremely dissapointing. I had a sneaking suspicion it was going to end unhappily but had no idea how hallow and laughable it would be at the same time. Add to this a below par epilogue and you're left dissapointed.

That middle segment which is the main segment of the film is absolutely amazing. However the opening and closing of the film are SO dissapointing they take that away.

Not only one of the worst films of all time but THE worst sequel of all time.

Avoid.

5 out of 10
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