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Statistic: The Movie (2001)
"Let me get two slices and a soda!"
Statistic is one of the best "Hood Movies" ever. Not because of the message of the movie, which was kill people and sell drugs when you are broke, but because of all the accidental comedy. If you like to laugh at over the top gangsta movies, than purchase Statistic immediately. The head drug dealer, Fats, is one of the most hilarious characters in movie history. Fats is so intense, he puts the WWE's intensity to shame. I am surprised that no Big-Budget movie makers have offered this actor any bigger roles. I also thought the gangsta at the pizza parlor had the funniest facial expression in recent memory when he places his order. He also needs to be featured in more movies. Statistic also features some of the best one-liners that you and your buddies will never forget. Redman also delivers a comical performance as a disabled gangsta that only knows to kill people when told to kill. In conclusion, this movie featured great humor and entertainment and should be viewed by all comedy fans.
The Grudge (2004)
One of the worst films of all time!!!!
This film is complete garbage. This could very well be the worst movie I have ever seen (I have even seen Bogeyman). This movie lacks suspense, creativity, and scary scenes. It is a horror movie that is not scary at all. A ghost boy opens his mouth and meows like a pet cat, creepy. A ghost girl makes sounds like she is clearing her throat, spine tingling. An old lady, who is also supposed to be creepy, says nothing the whole time she is in the film. She supposed to be frightening and mysterious with red circles around her eyes, but she simply comes across as stupid and annoying. I want my hour and a half back of my life I wasted watching this film. Why did Bill Pullman kill himself in the beginning??? Why did the police detective try to help the ghost boy when he knew ghosts were in the house. Why did this movie ever get made??? How did some of the viewers enjoy this???
The Big Chill (1983)
A real snore of a movie
If you are ever having trouble going to sleep, and this movie is on TV, just watch The Big Chill. Watch for 20 minutes and you will be out. This film is about friends from college re-uniting at a funeral. The movie is EXTREMELY heavy on dialouge and low on any meaningful scenes. Just watching these boring characters talk will put you to sleep. The only somewhat interesting character is William Hurt. He is interesting because he has a drug problem. His drug problem is about the only action in the film. No, the drug use is the only scene without mindless talking, so it is all the action in The Big Chill. I did not believe that the director did a good job establishing the characters' past relationships with each other. I felt somewhat cheated that I did not get a sense of how these characters interacted in the past. Wow, the cast still drink, smoke pot, and talk about the old times. They must have loved each other like brothers and sisters in college. The director just assumes, incorrectly that the viewer can relate on how close these characters were. In conclusion, all of the characters stunk besides William Hurt. This movie is supposed to have a point to it. I think that it might be the older you get, the more you cherish the past and question the future. At least that is the point I got after sitting through this mind-numbing talk fest.
Stealing Harvard (2002)
Pure Brilliance
Stealing Harvard is a brilliant comedy which has plenty of hilarious acts throughout the film. Tom Green continues to show that he is one of the young brilliant comics in cinema as he delivers an outstanding performance portraying"Duff." The only way you would not want to see this is if you like serious parts in silly movies, such as the lame Bruce Almighty. I can't wait until Green's next film. This movie is definately a must see.