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Satanic (2016)
I rarely write reviews but...
I think the overall 3.7 isn't warranted! Yes the movie isn't original and only one of the actors are actually believable and the story isn't anything special. But I had a good time! the hour and 20 minutes went by fast and it was entertaining with some pretty solid effects for a low budget movie. In the end i've seen so many garbage horror movies with nothing to offer with some being downright offensive by how bad they are and becoming a waste of time where this movie is watchable and not boring. All i'm saying is, if you want to watch a horror movie at night on netflix and you've already seen all of the good ones (not a lot of good ones) then this isn't a bad option. There are so much worse even on netflix. I think this one deserves a watch if you wanna see a slasher kinda movie that's fun and if you're not a critic or think too much it'll be fun.
Never Open the Door (2014)
okay so this was odd
the idea of the movie was interesting but executed terribly. The acting is god awful to the point that it is funny (which might have been on purpose because how the hell could the director look at the dailies and not realize this is awful) as well as the dialogue being the worst i have ever seen in my life, nothing the characters say or do makes sense on a human or conscious level. I have no idea how this was made. The characters have no realism, this movie wasn't filmed on earth. these are not humans. The characters act more stupid than is even possible to an unrealistic point, i really can't stress that enough. Too be fair the black and white did fit the movie for the tone and the boobs were okay so there's that. And as far as other reviewers saying they want their hour back I have an important question.. did you not realize what you were getting in to? i mean, right off the bad you can tell what's in store as far as character and acting.
Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015)
better than the rest.
I understand the hate because it's paranormal activity. However, this film was very entertaining to me and was a fun little scary movie to watch. I'm not saying it's even great but definitely above average. I personally didn't like any of the other films and I feel that this one stuff actually happens. My main problem with the other ones are so much time wasted with nothing happening with a stupid payoff that really isn't scary. Now i'm not gonna say that all the jump scares are good because not all are but some are cool through the first person view that not much of the other films explored for some crazy reason. Now the time line with the other films are kinda cool and I like the concept but it isn't utilized to the full potential. Now I never write reviews but i felt i should write this because this film was a fun ride, nothing insanely good that's gonna turn a new leaf in the horror genre or even that it's new but more that it's a good entertaining horror film to watch when your in the mode for a interesting movie. So if you have an amazon prime membership and can watch the movie for free some night, check it out. But if you wanted to rent it for a couple bucks that's okay. To be honest I fell kinda bad saying it but I might even pick this title up on blu-ray on black Friday if it's really cheap. Not a bad one to add to the collection.