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Castlevania (2017)
I wanted more
I also wanted to give this a better review, will update if they actually release more.
As of right now, the show is 'nice' for how short it is. Starts off with giving you the backstory of whats going on ie Dracula's shoes, then immediately flips to the protagonist. After a brief intro of him, Series is done.
Where are the meat and potatoes?!?! The content of the show? Show length is of a Cartoon.
Cartoons nowadays have a beginning, middle and end in 20 mins. With a cliffhanger to keep you going. This show, just gives you an introduction, and ends. Disappointing as of 7/11/2017
Lockup (2005)
Locked up for marijuana
Damn..... Like really? 'Do you smoke marijuana today?' You must have a chemical imbalance, lets fill you up with prescription drugs like a proper American! Marijuana is horrible, so lets get you addicted to stuff that's worse...
Prime example how how bad our justice system is.... Thanks for airing this. Showing how STUPID our government penal system is
Criminal Minds (2005)
Great show but,....
If you are going to use props like a Tact Vest, make sure you put plates in it. Vest alone(without plates) will BARELY stop a 9mm bullet. Just a few of the stupid Hollywood stunts I've seen. But seriously, if you are going to do something, make it authentic................................
Rogue One (2016)
Was bored the whole 2 hours 15 mins
I was excited to see this, being a Star Wars junkie. I grew up on this stuff!!!
With this last iteration, i was severely disappointed. Why release a movie with a new arc (The force awakens) then make a prequel to a movie made almost 30 years ago?
From the first 10 mins, to the credits rolling over, I was bored. I was bored because Disney decided to go with a failed avenue of approach, The same boring jokes that they use in almost all movies, B/c rated acting and writing (even with the bigger names in the movie, was a real shame)
The only time I was on the edge of my seat was when i saw A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... THEN THEY RUINED IT. No back drop for the 'prequel' story. So you don't even know you are watching a prequel until AFTER THE FACT.
Im severely disappointed, MR. Lucas, TAKE BACK YOUR STAR WARS! Before Disney makes it Star WHORES
Bitten (2014)
I wanted to like this but..
Every other scene is sex. I'm a man, I like sex. But this? Stop trying to sell a show by showing naked people doing the dirty, or making any excuse to show nudity, in every other scene.... It's disgusting and a turn off to what could have been a good show.... Besides the blatant use of sex, the show has some decent acting, and writing. The characters show depth, and an interesting plot structure. All of that gets washed away, when the actors strip, just to strip. Besides the sex, I am still trying to understand why they force the alpha to almost adopt a 'Cult' leader position. Even talks like he is running a cult. Cut out 75% of the sex, and you have a 7-high8 out of 10. With all the sex, barely a 4