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InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)
Unbelievably bad
I know what they were going for. They failed miserably. I LOVE offensive things. This movie is only offensive to my eyes and ears. I haven't seen a movie this unfunny since the last Rob Schneider's movie. The Amazing Racist was ALMOST funny. Anna Akana is beautiful and I think that was the only part of the movie I could stomach. Blackass tried to be funny but went on for a bit too long. I couldn't tolerate Flirty Harry. If that made the cut, I'd hate to see what's on the editing floor. The Porno Review.... not even the least bit funny. Like at all ... nothing. Don't bother watching this. It's crap. I really tried to like it. I really wanted to. I went in with NO expectations, and was still let down.
13/13/13 (2013)
This movie is trash
I really enjoy a good horror movie. This movie is TERRIBLE. I can be easy going on a movie if it has a good story line. But the entire premise of this movie is wrong (Dead Wrong). Leap year doesn't add anything to anything. The reason for February 29 is because a year is 365.25 days. So instead of having a 1/4 day every year we add it up and even everything out every 4 years. And we haven't been "Adding a day for millenia". Leap Year started in 8 AD. Very rarely have I not been able to finish a movie. This is one that I just couldn't. The laughter was annoying. The swearing got old quick. As for Trevor being a pervert, Why was that just thrown out there? Wouldn't Jack not let Trevor hang out with him if he was a pedo? Jack is an ex-cop isn't he? And how weak must one be to have a 12 year old girl kill him? The cinematography is such poor quality. One reviewer said it felt I was watching a VHS ... He nailed it on the head. The music is bad ... Very bad. and lame. The people who gave this any kind of good review works for Asylum. I have no doubt about that. I really hated the external shot of the hospital they used over and over and over again. Quentin shooting one of the crazies at that distance with a handgun without even aiming.... c'mon! DO NOT WATCH! just don't!
Excision (2012)
Wasn't Bad Wasn't Great
I'm a pretty normal guy when it comes to movies. I'm always on a hunt for a good horror flick. This one I came across because I trying to find a good scare. I really don't understand why this was in the horror genre. I think it was a bit overacted. Pauline (AnnaLynne McCord) seemed to be working hard at the slouching and not being beautiful. I still don't understand why the dad was even in the movie. It wasn't scary at all. The acting was decent enough. I can't really say too much about that. Although I didn't understand a lot of the crying. The mother and Pauline had a seemingly forced see-saw relationship. The dream sequences were pretty sensual. I did enjoy the interesting way the gore and sexuality were intertwined. You can really see that Pauline is demented. The gore was (in my opinion) tailored towards women. It wasn't bad though. Worth checking out. I really did hate the ending though. It felt very unfinished. I really don't think that a mother seeing her daughters like that would react this way. It seemed fake.