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Stronghold (2018)
Why?
Why? If I have one overriding question it would be, "Why?
Why did you make this ... media (for lack of a positive descriptor)?"
Our Cartoon President (2018)
Make America Funny Again (and not the sick way)
Yokels and bots combine with Jared's free time to artificially deflate this excellent show's ratings. Even with the fix in, Trump still loses the popular vote - ironically by the same margin as the election.
Don't be fooled, the show will make you laugh and thank goodness, because that buffoon makes normal humans question rigged hillbilly democracy..
The Last Starship (2017)
High school production values
If this were a high school project for a drama or A/V group it would be commendable on some levels. Offering it for paid viewing however is near criminal. As another user has noted, a very incongruous and saturated use of profanity - not that there is anything wrong with heavy profanity usage per se, as long as it is integral and flowing - detracts heavily from being able to watch this already nigh-unwatchable flick. Poor continuity, scripting, editing, special effects, use of stock footage ... you get the idea.
I love watching sci-fi movies new or old, and am probably more willing to suspend belief for many aspects of a bad movie than others: but this was just bad without virtually any saving graces. One exception is that there was one actress who I could see even in this atrocity had potential.
Full disclosure ... I FFWD'd through some of the movie and in the end this review IS based on seeing probably only 2/3rds of the whole thing. However, I gritted my teeth so that I could say I gave it as fair a review as it deserved before recommending you avoid wasting the 10 minutes it took before you turned it off.
Camp WWE (2016)
Just...Plain...Bad
When astronauts go into space, their waste is collected and returns with them for disposal.
Apparently the WWE obtained enough of this excrement to make a show and, well, here it is. I suppose if you watch the WWE network then you probably think, 'Hey, this s**t is out of this world!' and I won't argue - you're half right.
Most of what I feel is necessary to say about this show in order to properly warn potential viewers would be grounds for not publishing this review so I can only encapsulate in the most mundane of terms:
Just... Plain... Bad...
It is a sad commentary on the state of humanity that a show like this can exist. It is a sadder commentary that the people at WWE are allowed to vote on their own tripe, as obviously anyone who considers this as entertainment worthy of a rating greater than 1 (a minimum too high for this show) could not possibly have the ability to use a computer for anything but porn and YouTube.