The most concise way to describe this "movie" would be an "extended TV episode". But that's too generous to put as a title.
The signs are all there. The plot is practically nonexistent. There is no story, no journey. They scrapped everything they could, and replaced it with whatever they could fit into the 85mil$ budget. Which is about half of what the first movie used to cost, with adjustment for inflation. While I wouldn't specifically call the "plot" of this movie bad, it is one avenue they could've pursued with this franchise - the way it is presented is, like I said, done with the grace of a TV episode. And not an installment. I mean - this is the only movie I can recall that doesn't even have its characters introduced. That's right - their names come up as if some part of the script was abandoned. And, judging by the leaks and rumors regarding production - that may very well have been the case. I just... didn't believe that a mistake so unprofessional would make it to the big screen.
With that budget - there's obviously no music. Zimmer is credited for using his originals, but whoever wrote the little here-and-there ambiance for this movie - did an even worse job than the third installment.
And the only thing I can say about the characters... granted that there's nothing to say for the lack of them - is whom Dreamworks chose to voice a character, who is supposed to be "foxy". I don't think it was for the lack of budget - with 85mil$ you can probably get one or two professional voice actors and\or actors. But the person they got, and with the importance of the role they got for her... Well, it's deplorable. These are the characters kids watch. They connect with them, they idolize them. And if Dreamworks is actually "selling" "this" to the kids... That's on top of that person not being an actress or a voice actress. And having no voice and no business to do with voice. Again, if this was a TV episode - I wouldn't be so shocked. A guest voice, guest character, some promotional stuff. They wouldn't check every bio. But is this really how they want to revive the franchise?
I prefer to watch movies in their original languages. I never had problems with English. But for this one... may as well watch a dub.
In conclusion, I'll say this: It's one of the movies that made me lose my braincells in 15 minutes, and which I actually closed to take a deep breath and reconsider. The opening was just that stupid. And cringe. Last time I had this shock was Dolittle(2020). And, to be entirely honest... This is better. After just turning your brains off, maybe taking a deep breath... you can more or less enjoy this "TV episode". If you are a fan of the franchise. But if you, like me, couldn't stomach its TV series - don't expect this movie to be anything better.
The signs are all there. The plot is practically nonexistent. There is no story, no journey. They scrapped everything they could, and replaced it with whatever they could fit into the 85mil$ budget. Which is about half of what the first movie used to cost, with adjustment for inflation. While I wouldn't specifically call the "plot" of this movie bad, it is one avenue they could've pursued with this franchise - the way it is presented is, like I said, done with the grace of a TV episode. And not an installment. I mean - this is the only movie I can recall that doesn't even have its characters introduced. That's right - their names come up as if some part of the script was abandoned. And, judging by the leaks and rumors regarding production - that may very well have been the case. I just... didn't believe that a mistake so unprofessional would make it to the big screen.
With that budget - there's obviously no music. Zimmer is credited for using his originals, but whoever wrote the little here-and-there ambiance for this movie - did an even worse job than the third installment.
And the only thing I can say about the characters... granted that there's nothing to say for the lack of them - is whom Dreamworks chose to voice a character, who is supposed to be "foxy". I don't think it was for the lack of budget - with 85mil$ you can probably get one or two professional voice actors and\or actors. But the person they got, and with the importance of the role they got for her... Well, it's deplorable. These are the characters kids watch. They connect with them, they idolize them. And if Dreamworks is actually "selling" "this" to the kids... That's on top of that person not being an actress or a voice actress. And having no voice and no business to do with voice. Again, if this was a TV episode - I wouldn't be so shocked. A guest voice, guest character, some promotional stuff. They wouldn't check every bio. But is this really how they want to revive the franchise?
I prefer to watch movies in their original languages. I never had problems with English. But for this one... may as well watch a dub.
In conclusion, I'll say this: It's one of the movies that made me lose my braincells in 15 minutes, and which I actually closed to take a deep breath and reconsider. The opening was just that stupid. And cringe. Last time I had this shock was Dolittle(2020). And, to be entirely honest... This is better. After just turning your brains off, maybe taking a deep breath... you can more or less enjoy this "TV episode". If you are a fan of the franchise. But if you, like me, couldn't stomach its TV series - don't expect this movie to be anything better.
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