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BloodRayne (2005)
*blank stare*
A plethora of things are amongst us whose purpose is to baffle and confuse. Along with traffic and the economy lies Bloodrayne. I tend to migrate to sub-par B-C movies because they don't have the hype and influence of the media if they are supported by a strong story line, excellent effects, or impressive moments. (for example, Hostel 2 wasn't as good as people had hope but I loved it because it was influence by 1970s Italian horror.) With me, there is usually some sort of element that saves the movie from utter failure. I regret to inform the cast and crew of Bloodrayne that that will not be the case here.
This movie leaves me to question the criteria and standards of movie producers and those that allow for a movie to be made. I'd like to know what kind of hallucinogen pushed whoever gave the go-ahead to this horrid movie. How am I to materialize a reality where those that put out "Star Wars" are classified under the same occupation title as those that put out "Bloodrayne"? Bloodrayne is most definitely the type of movie that wins bets. What I mean by that is this. "I bet you that Bloodrayne is the worst movie ever." "No way!" "Seriously..." But seriously, there was no coherence and it could simply be described as an ADHD gamer's screenplay of his fantasy of the game. S/he wanted a sex scene here.. BAM! Killing scene... BAM!!... no flow.
Definitely watch it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
Missing Brendan (2003)
Very impressed!
My younger cousin is absolutely obsessed with Adam Brody so we watched the movie together and I have to say that I was indeed impressed with his performance. Having seen the OC a few times, I got a glimpse of it but I really was knocked over with this movie.
This movie is definitely worth it and it's not just another "sappy" film. Excellently executed.
Two thumbs up!
Definitely see this movie! Pleasant film and it's even enjoyable for the whole family and we all know we haven't had one of those movies in a while! ;)