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Torment (2013)
It fails at every level
I don't write reviews often, but this movie is so bad that I wanted to warn other people.
I was interested in the mickey-mouse-killer-portrait, so I paid no heed to the 4,7 rating. Besides, I'm always looking for that hidden gem horror movie, so I gave it a shot. Big mistake.
Not once in the whole movie I was even close to be scared, character development is non-existent, and the use of music is one of the worst I've seen in my life, not to mention the abuse of clichés throughout the movie.
If you are like me, then you will probably watch the movie anyway, and I can't really blame you. I just hope that someone will read this and spare the 1 hour 20 minutes.
Lucy (2014)
I don't usually write reviews, but...
... for movies like this, I just feel that it's my social duty to warn people just how awful this movie is.
I'm not exaggerating, no sir. This movie has nothing, absolutely nothing. No cool sci-fi plot, no decent action scenes... They even tried to force a "moral of the story" kind of thing, but everything just falls flat. Even the acting is pretty darn bad, and Morgan Freeman is part of the cast! I mean... what?
I can't go into much detail, not because I don't want to spoil this movie for you (I kind of want to, but I'm not that kind of guy) but because this movie wore me down. I need to take a break, lie down and take a nap, hoping that when I wake up I won't ever remember watching this... this thing. This is my second review in 2 years, and I just got my password back to try and warn anyone curious enough to see this movie to just stay away.
Please, don't watch this.
The ABCs of Death (2012)
Basically... trash
One of the worst movies I have ever seen. You are actually checking the time for it to finish.
The idea was a nice one, but either the directors were poorly chosen (as most of the actors) or it simply can't be executed.
First 50 minutes are pretentious. Some of them too random to be part of a horror movie. No suspense, no real horror, just directors trying to show the world how creative they are (and if I may be so bold to add, failing at it). Some ideas are fine, but the implementation is either bad or plain disgusting. But the worst part is that, knowing there are more than 20 scenes, you hope at least one will be of your liking; at least for me, it didn't show up.
Im saying this for the first time ever: spare yourselves from this movie. I read the comments and got curious, and those are two hours of my life I'm never getting back.