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True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016)
Wasted 1.5hrs of my life
I watched Mall Cop awhile back and it was terrible, so when I saw on Netflix telling me that I would like this movie and suggested rating of 4.5 star, I decided to give this movie a chance.
Sadly, it was just as bad and as sh*tty as Mall Cop.
The story line was generic as a slice of stale bread, and so predictable that I was bleeding out of my eyes by the end of the movie.
The poor pathetic "action" scenes were so boring that I sat there dumb founded at how retarded it was.
The best "action" scene was 1 hr and 29 minutes into the f*cking movie, which was literally the last 3 minutes of the movie. Even the freaking ending was so predictable that I was shaking my head in disbelief at how generic it was.
I wasted pretty much 1.5 hours of my life in which I could've been way more productive like taking a sh*t in my bathroom or giving my dog a bath than watching this 0 star movie.
All in all, don't bother watching it. If you hated Mall Cop, you'll hate this one too.
No offense to Kevin James, but he should probably stop making these "action" comedy movies. There is no action, there is no comedy, it all leaves the audience brain dead and wishing they had sucked sh*t out of the toilet with a straw instead.
Ben 10: Omniverse (2012)
Completely Horrified At Omniverse
Let me begin my review by honestly saying that I am a fan of the original Ben 10 through Ultimate Alien series, and I was extremely happy to find that Cartoon Network decided to continue the series with Omniverse. However, after watching about 15 episodes into the series (giving it a chance), I can honestly say that it is a piece of crap.
And I'm not even talking about the genius who made the mindless decision to completely change the style of cartoon artwork from anime style to the hard to stomach blocky jagged "lego style" art.
They did a horrible job of writing out Gwen and Kevin which I will have to admit, was one of my main reason for watching the Ben 10 series...and don't even get me started on Julie. Why is her eyes completely slanted more than ever? Racist much? Also, grandpa has dots for eyes...what happened? Did he accidentally stab his eyes out in between series? Ugh. I want to puke just thinking about how horribly botched the entire damn show is.
The new aliens from his Omnitrix are useless...really? Lego-Block man? What, did the producer spin a wheel on the donkey and ended up stepping on Legos?
I honestly cannot understand who in their right mind would ruin a perfectly good series with mental retardation techniques just to "capture" new audience.
Ben Tennyson has De-evolved into a whiny baby with major attitude. Has he been hit too many times in the head? It seems like it. Most of the time I fantasize about smashing his face in with a tennis racket to shut him up from his horrible "witty" puns that makes my ears bleed.
Why are all the main bad guys bumbling fools? Why is almost all the episodes "filler" episodes? Oh my god...I cannot find in the deepest part of the universe as to what possessed anyone to sabotage this whole franchise.
You bet your ovaries that I won't even let my unborn non existent children ever to lay their eyes upon this abomination series of Ben 10 Omniverse. Heck, just rename the damn thing to: Ben 10: Herpa-Derp as a more fitting title.
I'd watch a damn banana grow wings and fly than watch this piece of crud.
And yes, I begrudgingly created an account just to review this one show. That is how badly I think of this series.