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Curse of Pirate Death (2006)
Completely redefined what I would call 'good' cinema
This movie changed my life. To anybody struggling to come to terms with our place in the universe, or anybody who finds themselves wondering about the point of our existence, I would recommend to you Curse Of Pirate Death. This movies liberal use of breasts and black metal, combined with its moving plot and gripping character development will change how you view the world of movies, and the world in general. Not only is the story original, moving and full of subtext, but it is also thrilling and will have you spooked right out of your seat throughout. Mitch Toles delivers a stunning performance as Pirate Death, one which I would consider Oscar worthy, viewers will find themselves screaming in terror at the bloody murder scenes one minute, and laughing at his puns the next. The empowerment of women is an important theme in this movie, as many of the female characters will show their breasts with provocation and none of the male characters bat an eyelid, which just goes to show how forward thinking the writers were when approaching this topic. The powerful and socially conscious messages of the movie mean that anyone who sticks around for the whole thing will leave feeling enriched, and it also makes the film not just suitable for children, but a necessary watch for any child that needs to be molded into a healthy member of society. 10/10 will view again, many times.