jasenjarvesze Reviews

Pokémon (1997–2023)

Old Pokemon was awesome... but...

[2 July 2013]

Ehhhhh... I really don't know how to rate this... The first five seasons were great! Then, the Advanced Generation series came along. That was very good, but not as good as the first season BECAUSE THEY TOOK OUT MISTY. At least May was a good and favorable character. Then, the Diamond and Pearl series came along. It was just as good as the Advanced Generation, EXCEPT WHEN THEY TOOK OUT MAY. Now, I was just confused. Why do the girl characters always get taken out?!?! But then, the Black and White series really took a turn down the crap hole. THEY TOOK OUT BROCK AND DAWN. WHAT... THE... HECK. Why did one of the main and most memorable first generation characters get wiped out from eternity?!?! Brock and Misty were my two favorite Pokemon characters growing up. WHY DID THEY HAVE TO WIPE THEM OUT AS MAIN CHARACTERS???? WHY?!?!? It angered me when I watched the Black and White series. It was a disgrace to Pokemon. The other bad thing I noticed that as the series went by, Pokemon got MORE AND MORE CHILDISH. Remember the Legend of Dratini episode where Ash got a gun to his had by the Safari guy, and Team Rocket got shot at while trying to take Dratini??? THAT WAS AWESOME. Also, remember that Tentacruel episode where Tentacruel went berserk destroyed the city, and Nastina had a tank full of machine guns??? That was awesome, and it will always be awesome. The new Pokemon just sucks. At least Diamond and Pearl had some usage with bazookas. Yeah, just please bring back the old Pokemon.

Pokemon: Indigo League- 10/10 Pokemon: Orange Islands- 10/10 Pokemon: Johto Journeys- 9/10 Pokemon: Johto League Champions- 9/10 Pokemon: Master Quest- 10/10 Pokemon: Advanced- 8/10 Pokemon: Advanced Challenge- 8/10 Pokemon: Advanced Battle- 9/10 Pokemon: Diamond and Pearl- 8/10 Pokemon: Battle Dimension- 9/10 Pokemon: Galactic Battles- 8/10 Pokemon: Sinnoh League Victors- 7/10 Pokemon: Black and White- 2/10 Pokemon: Rival Destinies- 2/10 Pokemon: Adventures in Unova- 1/10

Mad (2010–2022)

Robot Chicken Ripoff.

[2/10 · 1 July 2013]

This. Show. Sucks. I hate this show so much. It entirely rips off the awesome Adult Swim series Robot Chicken. Technically, all it is is a kid- friendly Robot Chicken. The jokes aren't funny at all. There may be one or two that are funny for every twenty episodes. It's not that entertaining, either. The "jokes" are either plain gross, or just a bunch of stupid crap that was ripped off of Robot Chicken. That's all. It's just a stupid Robot clone. This show, along with Johnny Test, Annoying Orange, Pokemon (2010+), Beyblade (newer episodes), Ben 10, Ninjago, Amazing World of Gumball, Dragons Riders of Berk, Teen Titans GO, and Grojband need to be canceled off the air forever. Cartoon Network, do me that favor.

Adventure Time (2010–2018)

The fun never ends with Adventure Time!

[10/10 · 1 July 2013]

This show is awesome! It keeps me entertained for hours. It is much better than the other cartoons that play nowadays. It has a cool story line, with awesome action and sometimes even some blood!! IT'S AWESOME. More cartoons need to be like this. J.G Quintel has impressed us once again with another great looking cartoon! I got to give credit to everyone making this show, though. It's just......... FREAKING AWESOME... INDESCRIBABLY AWESOME. Seriously, this should air more often than the frequently-played absolutely horrible show Johnny barf crap Test. The newer the episodes, the better they're getting! Each episode is full of action-packed fun that everyone can enjoy! I hope this show lives on forever... for like 60-70 years. That would be great!

The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange (2012–2014)

Disgusting gunk and stale jokes.

[1/10 · 1 July 2013]

This show is gross. Putting human faces on oranges? That's incredibly disgusting. When I'm sick and I watch Cartoon Network, I get a little nauseous- no joke. The YouTube series sucks just as bad as the show. The jokes are very corny and stupid. They SUCK. This show needs to be canceled off Cartoon Network. What happened to the Cartoon Network that was home to all of the good shows like Ed Edd and Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Dexter's Laboratory, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Garfield Show, S.W.A.T Cats, and Pokemon (1997-2005)? WHAT... THE... HECK... HAPPENED?!?!?!? Instead, we cartoon watchers are being exposed to this crap. It's not even humor, it's just a bunch of disgusting crap mixed together formed into one. This NEEDS to be canceled, considering the nice 2.7 rating on IMDb. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

Dexter's Laboratory (1996– )

Very Memorable and Great Story Line

[9/10 · 30 June 2013]

Why did Cartoon Network cancel this and replaced it with Johnny crappy Test? This show was awesome, and when this first came out, as a kid, this show kept me entertained for hours. It defined the word "Cartoon" and it is one of the best shows I've watched. This show is GOLD and there is nothing wrong with it in any way. It actually is a show and it's not the underrated crap Johnny Test has to offer. It has a great story line and it has an actual main plot. I hope Cartoon Network reincarnates this show, because Johnny Test is bombing. This show is one great show, and it lives on at Boomerang now, which is good that the show actually still plays.

Johnny Test (2005– )

This Show Blows.

[1/10 · 30 June 2013]

For starters, this show sucks. It is the most underrated, utterly awful EXCUSE for a show. You know what is happening every freaking minute, and I was OUTRAGED that this was the excuse that replaced Dexter's Lab in the Cartoon Network timeline. In fact, I don't really watch Cartoon Network anymore because of the risk of running into this stupid bull crap. The main character, Johnny, is extremely stupid and is always trying to outsmart people, but he epicly fails at everything he does. It's awful, I mean it's WORSE than awful. I hope this gets taken off Cartoon Network in the next six months. It promotes kids to be stupid, and it sucks. This is the worst crap I have ever watched.

Halloween (1978)

This Movie Is Awesome.

[10/10 · 30 June 2013]

This movie defines the horror genre. It was one of the first slashers ever made, and it is great for its time. The coolest thing was when the camera went into Michael's view when he was getting the knife and stuff when he was six. I also liked the part where when he finds Laurie, he breaks open the closet door with his bare hands. It adds such a good scare factor, because you actually know how powerful Michael is. It had a great story line, and it bested all of the horror movies I seen. It is great in all its true 1978 glory, and the effects for that time are awesome! There's no extremely cheesy parts and the story actually goes. This movie is a true classic, and it is recognized as the first best-selling horror movie. Watch it.