zombiecad Reviews

Shatter Dead (1994)

Completely Absurd

[1/10 · 30 December 2004]

GOD HATEs YOU Of course he does!He made possible the distribution of this incredible piece of "whatever".No one in his right mind or an IQ over 2 digits can possibly love this movie and I' pretty sure that most of the good comments we hear about it are from people who played in it or family members and by the way if you had the extreme pleasure of playing in this home video production would you show it to your family members?

I'm a zombie fan and I never thought that the day would come when I'd have to say this but, I'm a shamed...I spent time and money trying to find this piece of art and I have to admit this is the WORST attempt to entertainment ever made on the face of this earth. Finally if you are brighter than a "Q-Tips" do the Devil a favor don't buy this cause then you'll be convinced "GOD REALLY HATES YOU"

Club Vampire (1998 Video)

Worst movie ever!

[1/10 · 30 December 2004]

This is probably the worst movie ever made it is just to bad the name of Roger Corman is associated with it. I could've understand it in his early years when he had lower budgets but nowadays there is no excuses for giving birth to this! I'm a "B" movie pervert and from certain people point of view all the flicks I love are put aside by "regular viewers" but take my word on this one, Vampire club makes the top of my list of the best of worst.It's hard to Imagine, vampires with no fangs, the music score is totally out of place,the sound effects are just not effective and finally Mr.Savage doesn't seem to know he is in a vampire movie at all witch is too bad 'cause he had a "not to bad" career over all. Let me know i'f I'm to hard on this one cause when I don't like a movie I tend to forget about it's good side.