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Aroused (2013)
Can it really
Count as a documentary if the film maker is answering her own questions? After the first 15 minutes I realized this was about a whole different kind of masturbation. Over stylized and way self important. Stop moving the camera, I'm getting motion sickness. Not art and not interesting. If there was a point I was missing it. Why Black and white? Is there really such a high percentage of girls with strong religious backgrounds or is that an effect of selection and editing? I flipped channels and started watching House of Lies on SHO instead. This has nothing really to do with Aroused but I needed to fill in 10 sentences and there is not enough to talk about in Aroused. Griffin Dunned is a terrible actor. House of Lies is lousy too BTW. Yawn.
Man of Tai Chi (2013)
Amazingly bad on so many levels..
Keanu...what the? You stuck for cash? The fights are badly choreographed and pretty dull. Lot of wire work badly disguised.
The camera does most of the moving not the fighters. Every cliché possible for a martial art movie thrown in, geeky prize fighter, smitten, starry eyed wanna be boyfriend, extreme villain, temple in peril, Jedi master, obsessed detective... not a glimmer of screen presence between them. There is a reason it went straight to iTunes.....
There are lots of great movies out there. RAID Redemption, Enter the Dragon, Ong Bak...Don't waste money, watch someone do it possibly. Thus has all the visual style of a made for Cinemax soft Porn.
Give me back my money.....
The Canyons (2013)
I have to believe that all those stills of deserted cinemas
... Is a message that cinema is dead. This movie is certainly a sign.
I would have expected at least some titillation from Schrader and Elllis. Some decent violence, sex.... A worthwhile story maybe?
This movie is unbelievably flat. The rest of the actors are so incredibly awful they make Lohan look good (well better than them).
Deen is a real revelation. Possibly the worst performance I've seen and it is not a style decision. Hope his cock performs better than the rest of him.
Did Gus owe these Gus a favor? Unbelievable how beaten LL looks. Has the face of a 50 year old alcoholic and that's with professional makeup. Just because everyone in the flick keeps telling me how beautiful she is doesn't make it so. I honestly hope she can clean it up.