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The Full Monty (2023)
A great opportunity wasted
What a disappointment this series is. There really is no clear storyline, the cast have returned to have no build up action to any big story. It's a woeful story of how the characters have faired over the past 2 decades.
Comparisons with Waterloo Road for writing and GCSE Drama for acting.
There could have been a few saving graces- the grandson needing an electric wheelchair could well have been a link to a fundraising return of the dancers- but no- story went stale.
School needing fixing up could have been an opportunity to get the gang together to do some fund raising- but no.
I'm on episode 7 and can't justify watching anymore.
Pam & Tommy (2022)
Certainly worth a watch
Decided to give it a go and wasn't expecting much.
Found the casting to be spot on, the back stories were fun and the overall rise and fall of the relationship was great TV.
The Boat (2018)
Absolutely Brilliant.
No spoilers here.
I wasn't expecting much to be honest, but from the opening scene you are hooked on the fisherman's journey and see yourself moving closer and closer to the edge of your seat.
Gripping, Thrilling and Scary.
1 lone actor with no supporting cast.
Well directed and great acting.
I will definitely be watching this again.
Clifton Hill (2019)
Helllpppp!! It's so bad I can't turn it off
Such a waste of my time.
The story is awful. No substance.
Acting is wooden.
Background music is so annoying
Suspense is non existent
More plot holes than a developers golf course
The Umbrella Academy (2019)
MUST WATCH!
Best thing ever. So addictiv. You must watch it. I've watched it over 10 times I lost count after 20 😂. If I could watch again, I can't becuase my dad's banded me, but...OMG I'm unspeakable!!!! WATCH NOW!
- Eloise Lyons
Blue Iguana (2018)
Poundshop Oceans 11
Crime Capers have a big part in cinema history. We have all enjoyed a good flowing, well written and exciting storyline. This film is the bargain bucket of all Crime Capers.
I think Sam Rockwell thought he could enjoy a few weeks in London on his holidays and earn a bit of spending money whilst there.
Story is weak, acting is poor, characters not strong, comedy moments are minimal, there are so many holes and incontinuity errors.
Some would say this is a good film to watch whilst playing a game on your phone, well it's not.
I would rather get to candy crush level 300 than watch the end...... I'm turning it off.
Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018)
So bad that I'm filling review in cinema
Thought I'd do something to help the majority of interested film goers by asking you to avoid this movie.
It's a cross between St Trinian's and every other awful movie you've seen.