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The X Files: My Struggle IV (2018)
Chris Carter is not THAT Carter - it's impostor
Sent by aliens to mess up in heads of ppl believing in OLD x-files plot bout aliens controlling humans. That's why last 2 sesons is just cow crap. Aliens mutilate cows you know...
The X Files: Nothing Lasts Forever (2018)
What a load of bloody crap!
If you don't work in slaughter house don't watch it. Otherwise feel free: red meat all over, tons of blood and... eating raw human meat, drinking blood from a glass etc. Plot non existent, just pure DISGUST all the time. No twists, no mistery, no investigation, no surprise. Mortician's dream - waste, bowels, dead meat. CRAP.
The X Files: Familiar (2018)
Intelligence insulting poor script & performance
Poor copy of previous much better xfiles episodes involving cops and magic powers/unknown force is not worth seeing. Absurd plot holes (gun, bail etc.) makes it laughable, not funny. Mulder & Scully bored and tired mumble sth with no acting effort whatsoever. Scully still has squeaking voice of 80 y. old woman. Hard to watch & listen.
The X Files: Rm9sbG93ZXJz (2018)
Dumb & dumber is genial comparing to this
Apparently 4 "writers" incl. Carter wrote this. Unbelievable silent boredom. 5-year old kid would tell more about robots than this crap. Learn what is a tv script and what are its demands. This is just dogs' waste from bowels. Im empty on words jut like that junk.
Sanctum (2011)
Better to watch a dirty sink instead than this
First thing I sense and think that a movie will be bad is faces of actors and things they talk etc. Here I see Justin Bieber and I know what follows... Fake cool-dude useless dialogs and... laugh. When they laugh loudly at the beginning I know a film is disaster. I had to fast forward. No real story here, no arc, no script, no plot, no character development. Wooden dialogues and water. No but thanks. I'm out of here. Jaws are still a role model for water movies. Thanks Steven-like in Allen's case you made your first movies classics. Later on just no.
The X Files: Ghouli (2018)
My predominant feeling when watching it is embarassment and awkwardness
I'm watching it thinking...what is it? Who are man & woman reciting odd sentences and waiting. I look away... I ask myself-is it X-files? No...I answer, the people are androids talking stuff quickly and whispering useless words by heart.
Guys look alike like actors I saw decades ago, sometime where acting was acting.
I look at background, my mind wanders, gets bored, I don't care about a plot-I'm watching with deepning embarassment like I would have watched my granma naked, looking away, thinking that I'm not supposed to watch it-it's wrong. It shatters my memories of Scully and Muldee. And bores to death. Directed to millenials generation it shows its emptiness and misery. I feel sick and throw up to a basket.
Scully cries here and it's most pathetic acting I ever saw and heard. Made me sick.
Stupid music, dumbest plot. Anderson must have throat cancer or sth and it hurt my ears to hear her.
All goes deeply south. I feel embarassed.
The X Files: The Lost Art of Forehead Sweat (2018)
No words can describe how stupid and pathetic it is
I wasted too many words for describing previous episodes of this (last, please!) season.
So short version is - kill yourself after watching it and throw away the key afterwards.
I warned ya!
The X Files: Plus One (2018)
Not even watchable. Just pathetic.
I've been an avid fan of X-files since first episode. Watched all of them.
Now this one... boring & stupid. Badly copied plot of doubles/twin sisters plus usual hospital scenes (where I' ve always puked) and sentimentality of being old... not enough! "I need your magic" as someone had said. No magic here just forced trying of resurrecting Scully/Mulder tension but it fails all the way. So stupid story is rarely present in the series, but since 9th 10th season all goes south and stays there oddly deeply. I watched on a ceiling watching this. Scenes were long and dull. No mistery, no thrill, no ending. Second star for absence of shaky camera & dull music and superheroes features. Yes, Scully, you are old hag, you can't even act, you're OLD. What's wrong with your voice?! Blase, drunkard's, of boredom.. mumbling. Shame on you. Glad you said you're out! This season is 2nd filthy nail (after 10th) to X-files final coffin. Don't ressurect it. Ever! Hear that Carter?
The X Files: This (2018)
WTF was that?! Chris Carter died. His double is miserable & boring
This episode is not X-files. It's even worse than self-parody. Scully has a voice of a junkie drunkard or has a throat cancer implanted by his son (son of Sun) probably. She should drink less. Mulder looks like he lacks sleep & dies of boredom. Both look like stupid, pure morons reciting meaningless words. Some greyhaired dude is following them for no reasons. They resurrect someone but he's not Christ. Plot doesn't exist and all walking & talking is pointless. They talk about eternal life. What a bull... Ch. Carter died 20 years ago or 25. This is pure boredom and fakery. Stay away from it. Oh, music-you will hate it too!
Altered Minds (2013)
Tries hard to be a drama but it fails hard
After half an hour STILL I didn't know what was all about so it's amateurish.
Hirsch is miscast heavily & he should stay in comedy genre. Ensemble movies? They are all failures incl. this one BORING piece of cry pseudodrama. Also that's too theatrical for a movie. You'd hate all characters. FAIL.
The Strange Ones (2017)
Prepare to fast sleeping
Watching paint dry is quicker & more interesting. You can make that film with your smartphone because it's only irrelevant talk & sightseeing. Script non existent as well as a plot. Bore yourself to death.