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The Brothers McMullen (1995)
Jus bad and boring
Finally got around to watch this movie. It is a good thing I bought it from the discount rack, but I don't understand how this got a 6.6 rating. The acting is terrible. The story is boring. I did not finish the movie.
Ant-Man (2015)
Iron Man Reduced (Redux)
Smart Science Man creates suit. Fellow Company man creates suit. Oh you can guess what happens next! Story line does not follow its our rules. Ant Man maintains his mass in his reduced size. This allow him to still "punch" with the same energy as his full size self. Due to his reduced size it also allows him to be a bullet. Uh?? You will see there are several instances where the writers cannot make up their mind. In one scene he punctures through a floor, but then is stopped on a vinyl record.
The bad guy is bald (again) and the movie does not even make an attempt to disguise the villain. It is known from the get go.
Note to all movie goers: 3D movies like to have a series of added scenes to take the viewer through an amusement park ride, which just extend the movie but adds nothing to the story or plot.
Michael Peña was the best (my favorite) character in the movie.
If these weren't both (Iron Man, Ant Man) Marvel titles there would be a lawsuit.
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Terribad
Escorted my daughter to this movie and I regretted it.
Full of plot holes and the writers could not even stay in the world that they created.
Five single manned space craft kill a cruiser PDQ, but cannot kill a man (and Mila in tow) with anti-gravity boots with a shield at altitude.
The Aegis cruiser cannot make it though the barrier around Jupiter, but the a fore mentioned and apparently lacking, single manned craft can.
There are humanoid royalty, empowered by their birthright, for 14 millennia, but they have no children, and two Earthlings give birth to their mother reincarnated. The three royal children are trying to kill the reincarnated mother, but following the movie environment, she would reincarnate again.
They have super advance technology but in some scenes the equipment requires a hand crank technology circa 1800s.
The only plus was the visual effects, but the chase scenes were too far fetched and long.
Mila role was cleaning toilets and being rescued, period.
Due to laws, Mila's character supposedly saves Earth by refusing to sign over the deed to Earth, which will result in her death and the death of her family. However the royal family has ignored the law the entire movie. So the whole premise of the movie is flawed.
Save your money, and don't even bother renting this.