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Snix (1993)
a non movie
okay, i understand, that this was James's first film, but did it really need to be this bad ? in fact its so bad that it was only made in one day and has a limited cast. looks like the other crew thought that this was so bad they must have went on a better film . Snix is what had no effort put into it and its just so bad. its a non movie where the actors don't act and the effects for the ghosts are so bad, i don't know why James subjected this to his profile page, this stupid film makes him look so bad, since the film had no effort put into it and looks like it was shot on a VHS, which it was, it makes the mask with Jim Carrey look like comedic gold, god darn it, the mask is cheesy too. don't subject yourself to this. its awful. 0 out of 10 and 10 out of 10 for attempting to make my list of the worst films of all time.
Death Nurse (1987)
my least favorite bad movie, in fact, i hate all bad movies, but this my most hated!
nick millard's 1987 sov slasher, death nurse, is a movie about a overweight nurse and his brother, who has this clinic where they take care of people, but what people don't know, that the nurse is a rampaging murderer with the thirst for blood to keep up their bills.
now may i want to ask, why do i hate this movie so much other than it's a shot on a camcorder movie? nothing literally happens at death nurse! it's poorly edited, it has absolutely no soundtrack, no good special effects, and you know what's the worst part? this film is supposed to be taken seriously.
death nurse is a movie so bad it's funny, but not funny bad, it's awful. we never get to see the actual characters get a little touch by a plastic meat cleaver, the results end for one second or probably zero, the sounds always cut off, that's how bad the editing is! don't get me to the acting either, they're not even trying to act, they're not trying to even try at all, there's too many scenes of the nurse having nightmares of this other character which is not edith from criminally insane, and many other footage that has nothing to do with the plot! f*ck this movie! the term "worst movie ever" isn't enough to describe this poor effort. nothing can. only a s*it brown would.
Zelda's Adventure (1995)
worst than any LJN game ever made
for all the people that like zelda PLEASE don't play this game IT IS THE WORST CD-I GAME EVER MADE, its worse than Hotel Mario and Faces of Evil more like Feces of Evil, first off, its slow, when you go to another platform it slides and stops for five seconds, i mean, look at the original zelda! The voice acting MY GOD the voice acting, why'd they expect this, the voices sound like some sort of a bad Saturday morning cartoon,
i'd rather watch the cut scenes than to hear the god awful acting not taken seriously ,its frustrating as heck too, because you have to go through random menus to get one simple weapon, come on!
Demon Slaughter (2003)
Worst movie I've seen in ages, lame attempt at gangster horror
Wow, what must I say, the story is crap urban horror crap directed by a WHITE person with stereotypes acting ghetto, the effects are so cheesy and awful, it like they used Chris' editing software without permission, the acting is god-awful, it like they were
bored and was paid 1,000,000 dollars but cared less, the title is misleading, there is no slaughter NOR demon slaughter, its just
more zombie filler with only one demon who looks like someone dressed up for Halloween. It's shot on video so the lightning will be a pain in the neck. All horrors suck anyway so what's the point. So bottom line: DO NOT WATCH DEMON SLAUGHTER IN ANY POINT IF YOU'RE A FAN OF LOW BUDGET HORROR.
Burrp! (1996)
Bad short film, and that's being too kind
Wow. This movie is bad. There is almost no plot, no actual action, and special effects that just wants to make you laugh, it's like they used raw meat they stole from their nearest meat market, and just sticked with it. Bad acting at its best, because any home video production you just had your friends to play as the actors, just because you had no budget doesn't mean you can make s*it films, and just because your friends aren't Hollywood actors doesn't mean they're good for their times. I think this was an unplanned comedy that the director had to put "horror" all over it. It's like giving "Evil Dead" the comedy name for being so horrible. 2 stars, bad effort.
The Irate Gamer (2007)
Chris Bores Everybody
This is a bad show, so is the Angry Video Game Nerd, who I gave an 8 because at least his jokes are good, this guy's jokes are cheap gags or sometimes lame jokes that a Irate Gamer fan would find funny. His reviews are just copies of AVGN's reviews, he even stole the infamous joke "I wish I went back in time to prevent this game for being made", and made a skit just to be original! All the characters in the show are usually him or friends that can't act. He isn't a gamer for one thing, he complains about a game being hard, complains about the ending of a game he plays, WTF! He is also a bad actor, he tries to act but for a fact, he never acts angry, he never tries. He even has another show, Breakfast Rant, he complained about Lucky Charms changing marsh rooms, WTSF! DON'T watch this dude, WATCH the AVGN (even though he is horrible), his jokes are actually creative and that actually do work. Irate Gamer fans, change your taste.