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Torment (2013)
2/10
Just plain bad...
1 March 2015
Torment is, without a shadow of a doubt, one of the dullest films I have ever seen, and I have seen some rubbish in my time.

The plot follows a young family as they go on holiday to their house in the middle of the woods and then get tormented by some creepy rednecks. Not the most original plot ever devised, but that is the least of this film's problems.

The most egregious problem is that, for a horror film, it completely fails to be scary in any shape or form (which is kind of missing the point somewhat). But there is more, aside from the usual obvious flaws in logic that befalls poorly made horror films. It is a Herculean task to find anything likable in most of the main characters; the person playing Cory has little to no charisma, and the child is some spoilt a*****e. There is no rhyme or reason for the creepy rednecks torturing the yuppie heroes, apart from just being mentally ill, and any attempt to give them some kind of motive makes no sense. The ending is rather stupid, and one can easily see it coming. I could write a better plot than the people who wrote this abomination.

There is one reason why I am giving this film 2 stars rather than a rock bottom 1 star, and that is Katharine Isabelle. She is the only decent actor in this mess, but even so, she is still nothing spectacular (to be fair though, it would be impossible for Marlon Brando, Peter O'Toole or Laurence Olivier to look good in Torment). There was another thing I found rather worrying about Isabelle's performance. I do think that she is talented; films like Ginger Snaps and American Mary clearly show this. However, she does seem to be wasting her time and efforts starring in rubbish like this. Katharine Isabelle is in serious danger of having a career similar to Nicolas Cage, in that for every one great film you have about 5 or 6 god- awful ones.

All in all, Torment is a terrible horror film that is conspicuously lacking in horror, and I suggest that you stay away from this like the plague.
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3/10
Bad, and unintentionally funny too
15 February 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Oh, this is bad. It's really bad. OK sure, I wasn't expecting anything like Citizen Kane, and I did actually find this rather entertaining, but it still falls near the bottom of the barrel.

The ''cerebral'' plot follows a group of high school students, written to fit those stereotypical horror movie clichés, who play an unfunny prank on Scott, a loner with an unhealthy obsession with horror films; cut to several years later and this group meet up for a high school reunion. However, someone wants them dead and starts killing them off one by one. I wasn't expecting much originality from this, but it did annoy me when the film eventually lapsed into some blatant Scream rip off.

I have stated that this film is terrible. However, I did find it somewhat entertaining. Yes, the dialogue is stupid, the kills are so over the top they defy the laws of physics (for example, one guy gets decapitated by having a car bonnet slammed onto his head) and the acting is so bad that I think school kids would give a more convincing performance. But all these flaws did make me giggle during the film.

On the whole, despite the clear fact that this is a bad film, it is a rather enjoyable experience. Mind you, I wouldn't recommend seeing it more than once.
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