portalespirita Reviews

The Legend of Sarila (2013)

A LOT OF FUN! What this little guys do is AWESOME

[10/10 · 24 June 2014]

Man, what the hell, I will open up my heart with you guys right here right now.

I was NOT expecting much of this movie, actually I thought it would be pretty crap, I even prepared some beers and some snacks, sure... I thought "I'm really gonna need to feel my belly in order to take the emptiness of this movie" (this thought was good I need to write that, duh, I'm doing it already), anyway... All that bacon with bbq and beer does not hold me any longer and I started to give this movie a chance, those Inuit guys are hilarious, oh my god, I almost threw up (I actually kinda did a little bit on the carpet but it was OK, almost can't tell the difference only get a little bit darker with the taint), when they start to run, man, got to tell you, nobody can stop them! THE ANIMATION IS VERY GOOD, AWESOME QUALITY AND I EVEN GONNA INVITE ALL MY FAMILY FOR THE NEXT SESSION. I know understand a bit more of INUIT culture and Nancy Savard as director? This dude really knows what the is doing, some scenes really keeps you on thinking, oh my god, then you notice that it is just a movie, but sometimes you even lose track of this, you really feel yourself living that, oh my god. Well, not the part of starvation, that part I really did not feel. Enjoy the movie holmes.

The Raid 2 (2014)

This movie is kinda... AWESOME?

[10/10 · 21 June 2014]

Dude, let's get one thing clear around here, this is NOT a lame romance movie, this is an awesome movie about how to get your ass kicked, a pretty nice tutorial though...

First, to watch this movie you drink some beers, all right, grab some snacks and hit the play... A strange feeling surrounds you as you watch, a feeling of awesomeness, a feeling of everything is possible, this vibe of 'you can do what you want' is epic and keeps flowing on your body, every single battle is like, man, "this is happening, oh my god" and you fall in a mountain of crazy theories about the plot "what, this guy just died?? WHAT?" IT DOSN'T LET YOU EVEN GO TO THE BATHROOM IN PEACE MAN... Jesus, I couldn't even sleep a good night sleep thinking of the way of events, damn...

Grab some snacks, get some beer and give this movie a chance, listen to me Young man, you will not gonna regret. Bye you guys, I'm gonna start to run right now in the streets, oh my god, I GOT to keep this movie energy flowing or I'm going to EXPLODE.

Barefoot (I) (2014)

It may look good, taste good, but it's not that good as you may think it is

[21 February 2014]

OK, you finally got your chance to watch this piece, you put yourself together, turn off the phone, be comfortable and start to have some popcorn - with a lot of butter, of course. Some bacon too.

Then you start to watch and the movie gets intense, now you are thirsty and would like some beer, a cold and gentle beer, to keep the flies out of your damn mind and be more refreshed to watch the rest of the movie.

But man... After all this, you start to feel so tired coz of this movie, that your neck start to hurt, your back needs some rest as you, of course. You have some sleep then, but it isn't enough.

So you quit. You quit watching this goddamn movie of sensitive hipsters, and if you like this, the terrorists won.