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Hell Ride (2008)
Pee Wee Herman is back!
Peewee Herman is back, as the leader of a 1% motorcyle gang, set on revenge for the death of the previous leader. This movie was not half bad, if you bought this like I did because it has some decent babes. Was reading the content advisory, and it said graphic nudity, and I said OK Im sold. I was not disappointed, there is full frontal nudity, lots of t and a, camel toe, nude jello wrestling, etc. This was pretty close to being NC-17, but they edited enough to give it an R rating. The bedroom scene with the filipina girl is pretty hot.
As far as the acting and storyline, it pretty much sucks. Although I found this movie to be rather comical, if thats what they were going for. Dennis Hopper and Vinnie Jones, almost save this movie from the hands of some not so great actors (Eric Balfour and Larry Bishop) Overall, if you want to see nice bikes, babes, and booze, then this movie is for you!
Savages (2012)
This movie is FAKE!
This movie is fake, from Kesha the valley girl's acting and narrating to Selma Hayaks hair. Even John Travolta couldn't save this lame excuse for a movie. By the end of the movie, I just wanted this dud of movie to be over. I really didn't care what happened to the emotionless actors involved in a love triangle. The storyline is somewhat believable, but often confusing and downright stupid. Im guessing the writers were experimenting with some potent THC, when they wrote this movie about THC.
Benicio Del Toro, as cartel hit-man, was pretty bad ass as usual, but often seemed slow and lazy in his performance. Travolta as a whiny sniveling federal agent was good, but seemed lackluster and cameo. Hayak, who I loved in From Dusk til Dawn, and Frida, was rather boring and dull as cartel boss. Then there were the main characters in a love triangle, which really drug this movie down. The blonde girl's performance as a hostage and narrator really killed it for me.
Despite some big name actors, and a few redeeming performances, this movie is Hollywoood rubbish, and an insult to the general public. Got this movie in the $5 bin at Walmart, wish I would of thrown it back.
Pervert! (2005)
Filth
This is one of those movies, I wish i could un-see! The entire film was really stupid and WTF! Don't waste your money! Even though this movie has t and a, its not worth sitting through. Its so juvenile and retarded you might vomit. Downright awful and disgusting. I guess its supposed to be grindhouse, but its just disturbing. Even after several beers, this it not even funny or entertaining. At one point there is a dancing talking penis. I think the directors / writer must have the IQ of a 5 yr old. I bought the movie because of the title. I thought oh cool a movie with lots of hot naked chicks. Boy was I disappointed. Mary Carey has a nice rack but this disaster of a movie is hard to sit through. Go buy a porno instead