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The Boy (2016)
Nonsensical
Nothing about this film made sense, nothing.
And now to fill IMDb's minimum word count I'll type out a few lines from Murakami's brilliant 'The kangaroo communique':
This morning I paid a call on the kangaroos at the local zoo. Not your biggest zoo, but it's got the standard animals. Everything from gorillas to elephants. Although if your taste runs to llamas and anteaters, don't go out of your way. There, you'll find neither llama nor anteater. No impala or hyena, either
Not even a leopard. Instead, there are four kangaroos. Anyway, the main actress is pretty but that's about it. Just don't bother.
St. Vincent (2014)
Terrible
The start of this film had me thinking that perhaps it was some sort of P.G. Grand Torino, a cynical old man dealing with sh*t etc. etc. etc., But f*ck me was I wrong!
This was nothing more than the Weinsteins cashing in on Bill Murray's popularity.
All the characters were paint by numbers "quirky"; a nerdy young boy, a pregnant eastern European prostitute, a hard working single mother, the reformed bully, and the aforementioned older cynic.
Overall, this was a cheesy, over-sentimental, and predictable pile of....