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Annabelle Comes Home (2019)
Bad, depthless, dumb
What is the deal with these characters? First of all, an overpowered demon would be unleashed if someone screws with Annabelle. Then why would: Judy not warn Daniela about this when Daniela was clearly trying to get in the forbidden room? How convenient and dumb that Ed and Lorraine didnt even bother to put the keys out of sight when the consequenses are huge. It is like putting a key to your safe with valuable items in the keyhole of the safe.. Daniela tries to connect with an entity in the room because she apparently thinks she will establish some sort of connection with her dead father, which makes 0 sense. Daniela decides to release Annabelle after witnessing Annabelle moving impossibly while she knows the room is filled with dangerous demon objects? Right..., maybe don't do that and get the hell outta there dude! ... She lies about seeing her ghost father, why?? This is not normal, something is clearly wrong, why would she lie about this?
In the finale the 3 girls manage to lock up Annabelle by force, when Mary is literally thrown 5 meters through the air seconds before that. Right.. Girlpower I guess?
The rest of the movie is a plotless chain of repetitive cliché scenes of suspense building up to a moving object or ghost Scares. No creativity or depth whatsoever.
Won't give the movie less than a 5 because there were some genuine funny moments.
Bob's got balls funny character steals the movie for what's that worth since this is not a comedy..
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
Huh
Why the hell would some expert think it's a good idea to take in a baby T-rex without consequenses? Just Lol
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
Oh yeah
John Wick is excommunicado. Prepare for 2 hours of epicness
Parabellum is one continuing ride of top tier action sequences. The choreography is epic and creative. The movie is absolutely brutal. The pleasant surprise is that the movie is filled with genuine hilarious comedic moments.
Parabellum is easily the best one so far. Great surprise
Lucifer (2016)
Yes
The show is great because every character is written so good and I'm glad to say season 4 has the best character arcs!
Hotel Mumbai (2018)
Disappointing
The hotel is introduced with the arrival of a recently married couple, their baby and a sister/friend. The couple is downstairs eating dinner when the terrorist enter the building.
The movie turns bad after this point. The movie focuses on these characters mainly but they are bland and you don't feel for them. The movie is too slow paced, nothing really happens till halfway through. The pace would not be an issue if the writer gave at least some attention to the character development.. There are some meaningless filler scenes.
The best performance and most compelling character is definetely played by Dev Patel and he saves the movie for what it is.
The movies has to compensate with alot of graphic killing. If you are sensitive to this kind of action, the movie is way more of a thrilling ride. If you can see through the violence, the movie is not good.
Pet Sematary (2019)
Bland
First off, the movie is just fine. Not great, but fine entertainment. However I have to let out this rant about what's wrong with the movie.
I am kind of pissed off because this is once again a movie that represents the modern horror movie epidemy. The writing is just mehh. The story doesn't have anything special to it. The movie feels bland. The characters are not well presented. Especially the dad just feels bland. You don't really feel anything for the characters. The movie is just unrealistic because the characters make some dumb ass decisions. Another problem for this movie is: what the hell is going on? If you haven't read the novel there are too many questions left unanswered. The athmosphere should be creepy but it fails. Instead the the writers use the legendary modern cheat code to hide the lazy writing: my biggest issue of the movie:
Cheap jumpscares, a lot of cheap jumpscares. I was sitting in the theatre pissed off. Most modern horror movies rely on unnecessary jumpscares to grab some big money in the box office. I appreciate good horror writers who refuse to do this and actually invest in a special creation with true suspense and horror.
The performances are fine. The daughter deserves some extra slack. In the end the movie is enjoyable, but nothing more than that
Shazam! (2019)
Awesome
Go see this movie guys. The movie is great because each character is compelling. The performances are great. The dialogue is natural and the humor hits the spot. Movies often suck because the writers say a character is a certain way but they don't show it. This movie takes the time to introduce the characters and it doesn't just skip to the superhero stuff. The superhero doesn't just become a superhero when he get's his powers. The superhero starts off as a broken foster kid. The character arc of the superhero in this movie is one of the things that makes this movie. The villain in this movie is great because his motivation is real and understandable . The protagonist and the antagonist are dealing with the same issues. A lack of parenting. The movie shines because it's relatable. It's genuine. It's about 2 kids messing around. It's about an emotional journey about a young superhero who's being an ass towards his friend. The movie has plenty of funny DC references. The plot is basic but the direction and writing nails it. While being basic it is still a surprising movie, plus is has a cool plot twist.
This director understands what a good superhero movie is about: character. A good example is the Spiderman movie (2002)
This is one of the most engaging movies I have seen in a long time. I tend to be very bored when I watch a decent movie but I didn't want this movie to end.
Dumbo (2019)
Feel good
Great movie for kids. The story is pretty standard and a bit boring. Adults will probably not enjoy this movie but that's OK
Green Book (2018)
Great
Amazing film which I didn't expect.
Great writing. The best part about this film is that it's touching and sad, but on the other hand hilarious. I laughed my ass of on several occasions. Character development is strong in this film. One of my favourite films in a long time!
Aragorn is awesome in this film. lol
Aquaman (2018)
Nope
Don't understand how so many love this movie.
Yes the action sequences and visuals are cool but all the other aspects of the movie are boring. How does one leave the cinema satisfied if only the visual aspect of the movie is fine?
Divergent (2014)
Wow
Read this awesome book and than I saw this movie. Couldn't even finish watching it.
The Haunting of Hill House (2018)
Amazing
Holy crap I didn't expect this to be so good. Don't listen to people who say this show is dull and slow. This show had tremendous cinematography, great acting , is so well written and has unexpected plot reveals.
Finishing this show left me baffled. A true gem for the drama/horror genre. 10/10 would definetely watch again!
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Jurassic World 2, The Milking 2
Really IMDB, 6,5? This is one of those movies that gets a decent rating purely because of a high budget and hype. The plot is bad, predictable and boring. The dialogue is so cringey and cheesy. The characters are unoriginal and unrealistic. The entire movie I felt like punching the badly executed 'obligatory kid character' Maisie and her poor acting. This movie is a classic example of when makers couldn't care less, just enough to the point they can milk the heck out of it for money. This franchise needs to end badly