In order for you to understand why I wrote such a bizarre title to this movie review, you will need to have seen the movie first. Bizarre insane logic it would seem. But that's Bill Rebane for you. Oh yeah.
Bill Rebane had a terrible film project, however he ran out of cash halfway through it. On the other side of the fence Hershall Gordon Lewis was in the same position with his terrible movie project. Often negative to negative repels but for some mad insane reason, they attract and Lewis and Rebane had a combined project named Monster A Go Go.
Rebane himself actually dubbed this picture "The Worst Movie of all time". It may not be the worst movie of all time but it is most certainly the stupidest and most unnecessary to be conveived. Two partially-completed movies, atrocious special-effects and abominable post-processing that is weaved together with insane voice-overs. Does not a good movie make my friend.
Here's a brief description of the first hour or so of this movie. The plot revolves around a Monster that is supposedly attacking people. In Every scene there is little or nothing happening and there are long periods of enedless silence and boredom, complete with above said bad special effects.
And if say that there is an "action scene" where the monster attacks, The monster attacks off camera and you never actually see it happening! Example: A science laboratory is completely trashed in one scene, the scene before had nothing to do with said lab and then before that, the lab was completely fine!
Then we get to the last ten minutes after suffering for an hour, The two main characters begin to follow the monster down a tunnel for what seems like an eternity. It appears that we might finally get to see some action.....until this happens.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
THE MONSTER JUST DISSAPPEARS AND APPARENTLY NEVER EXISTED. No joke folks. That's how it ended. 69 minutes of boredom, and then on 70 it tells you that it never even happened. Bravo! This simply isn't a movie folks. It is a torture device.
Don't watch this film.
Bill Rebane had a terrible film project, however he ran out of cash halfway through it. On the other side of the fence Hershall Gordon Lewis was in the same position with his terrible movie project. Often negative to negative repels but for some mad insane reason, they attract and Lewis and Rebane had a combined project named Monster A Go Go.
Rebane himself actually dubbed this picture "The Worst Movie of all time". It may not be the worst movie of all time but it is most certainly the stupidest and most unnecessary to be conveived. Two partially-completed movies, atrocious special-effects and abominable post-processing that is weaved together with insane voice-overs. Does not a good movie make my friend.
Here's a brief description of the first hour or so of this movie. The plot revolves around a Monster that is supposedly attacking people. In Every scene there is little or nothing happening and there are long periods of enedless silence and boredom, complete with above said bad special effects.
And if say that there is an "action scene" where the monster attacks, The monster attacks off camera and you never actually see it happening! Example: A science laboratory is completely trashed in one scene, the scene before had nothing to do with said lab and then before that, the lab was completely fine!
Then we get to the last ten minutes after suffering for an hour, The two main characters begin to follow the monster down a tunnel for what seems like an eternity. It appears that we might finally get to see some action.....until this happens.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
THE MONSTER JUST DISSAPPEARS AND APPARENTLY NEVER EXISTED. No joke folks. That's how it ended. 69 minutes of boredom, and then on 70 it tells you that it never even happened. Bravo! This simply isn't a movie folks. It is a torture device.
Don't watch this film.
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