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Reviews
Five Nights at Freddy's (2023)
The game was slapped in the face
Five Nights At Freddy's is really a movie you could get your kids into horror with. For real.
It's so tame.
It's not bad, but GDI! I wanted a ton of blood.
Seriously... if you want a great movie about murderous animatronics, watch "The Banana Splits Movie" or "Willy's Wonderland"
Five Nights and Freddy's was a HUGE let down being a big fan of the games.
This movie like many movies based on a game really just didn't understand it's audience and dropped the ball so hard it was insulting.
There were ZERO (I repeat) ZERO jump scares! THAT WAS LITERALLY WHAT THE GAME WAS ABOUT!
No blood. Some odd story line that really didn't make much sense, and really no reason to make this. It really seemed to me like they just used the name to gain sales without any care about what that might mean.
4 stars because kids might like it.
1 star is really what I want to give this.
BOOOOOOO!
*throws rotten tomato*
Going Under (1998)
Boring and awful movie
Wow, I have seen some awful movies before but this one really takes the cake.
From the terrible sloppy edits, bad acting, painfully overly drawn out boring scenes, horrible dialogue, and last but not least... lack of plot.
I ended up fast forwarding to see if there was anything redeeming about this crap fest, Oh look boobies. *yawns* Sorry, it takes more than some bare skin to make a movie interesting.
Avoid this "movie" at all cost. I wish there was a rating less than one star.