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VeggieTales in the House (2014)
Why, Netflix, why?
Why did Netflix turn a classic, fun for both kids and adults, Bible show into to a generic, 1980's style, mind-numbing "toon"? (It is not even worthy of the word "cartoon".) If you have never seen the original, it is a wasted half hour. If you have seen the original, it is a nightmare you wish you could unsee.
Why is everyone nearly the same size? Why is Mr. Nezzar fat? He's not a gourd, he's a zucchini. When did he get crabby? Why is Laura wider at her head than her end? Why is she so tall? Why does Larry act younger than Junior? Why does Archibald have a roundish head and a neck? Why does Madame Blueberry sound the way she does? Why do the French Peas have mustaches? Why does Bob act like a kid? Why are the stories so forgettable that I can't describe the plot one hour after watching it? Why are the songs so forgettable?
Dictionary websites should include images of the original Veggie Tales and of this monstrosity under the term "selling out".