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Civil War (2024)
Don't believe all of the hype and good reviews
The trailer makes this look like a great movie about a Civil War, when it's actually just the perspective from a few journalists in random scenarios as they drive to DC. That's it ! I was VERY disappointed. I had such high hopes for this one. It's almost like false advertising. This is what you get when you order a good action movie from Wish.com. They put a lot of $ into the production of some of the scenes, only to underuse them and have a boring storyline. I had also hoped that Nick Offerman had an actual role in this seeing as his name was on it. But nope ! He just had a cameo as the President pretty much. What a waste of time and money.
Sometimes I Think About Dying (2023)
Sometimes i wonder why they make a film
I don't often review films unless i think it will save someone the TORTURE of sitting thru something that i had to. Movies like this make me want to be single again. My girlfriend insisted we give this one a shot. I thought it may be okay cause Daisy Ridley was in it and surely she wouldn't take a role that wasn't good.....right ???? WRONG !!!! I wish i could reach out to her and ask her WHY WHY WHY would you be involved in such a STUPID movie !?!?!?! I CAN NOT get over how boring, weird, slow, and STUPID this movie was ! The people that rate this anything over 2 stars are getting paid or have something to do with the production. And don't try to tell me it was an "art piece" or some crap. Not buying it. It was just plain awful ! It' s got to the point where i really can't rely on the ratings anymore. You can't even rely on trailers either !
Spaceman (2024)
****WARNING**** Don't believe the good ratings !!!
OMG, this was SOOOO disappointing ! I can't get over how boring and utterly stupid this movie was !!! I can't use enough exclamation points !!!! You wanna know why Sandler never promoted this piece of crap ? Because it's sooooo bad ! He's in space with a friggin giant spider ! Talking to it thru the whole movie. While his wife is on earth wanting to leave him to be a lesbian or something weird. The people that say it's a beautiful story about life and some cosmic deeper meaning crap can go become a critic in Hollywood, cause this was complete garbage. Adam should be ashamed to have made this. I know now why it wasn't in theaters....cause people would walk out and demand their money back !!!! I actually dozed off like 4 times during this. There was a constant ominous organ sound in the background....long ass pauses for no reason.... ZZZZZZZZZ. I need to watch something good now just to get over this. PLEASE do not waste your time on this one. You've been warned !
Ted (2024)
Low budget mess
NOT what i was hoping for. Seth Macfarlane just wanted to hop on the streaming series money train. And it crashes hard ! It's just a bunch of swearing and crudeness. Not a great story. It's filmed like it's shot on an Iphone. Feels and looks low budget. They should have cast a better Johnny character. The cousin did the best job. The father and mother are a joke. And what's with the talking toy truck ? Come on. May be a big hit with the stoners. Does Seth not have enough money from his 10 other shows ? This is ok for like background noise i guess. Not that funny. Just my opinion. Not worthy of an 8.1 for sure ! NEXT !
Killers of the Flower Moon (2023)
That.Was.Brutal. (to sit through)
So my girlfriend insisted we watch this because it had great reviews and there were a few big names in it. I told her, chances are the reviews are from wanna be critics and not real people telling the truth about it. BOY was i right ! This was BRU-TAL to sit thru. Thank god i had a game on my phone to play. The 3 and 1/2 run time was COMPLETELY unnecessary to tell this simple story. It could have easily been cut down to under 2 hrs and you'd get the point. Just because Dicaprio and De-Niro are in a movie does not mean it's going to be great. And Scorsese can hang it up already. And what's with Dicaprio slowly turning into Sling Blade thru the movie. By the end, all i could hear in my head was "Mmmm, french fried taters" LOL. This will probly be one of those films that gets a bunch of awards and nominations, but just like the Oscar winners every year....it just plain blows !!! My advise to you guys....just pass on this one. Or at least wait until you can hold your thumb over the fast forward button.
Andor (2022)
Disappointed
Coming off the high of Obi-wan, this is a real let down. Too bad, because i was looking forward to it too. The new droid reminded me of Johnny #5 from Short Circuit. All of the different accents made it hard to follow. It was slow and drawn out. I gave it 4 stars just because it's Star Wars adjacent. I really hope Ashoka is better than this. I found myself wandering in thought while watching. It wasn't keeping my attention and it wasn't worth rewinding. You can't just build Star Wars sets and not have a good Star Wars story. I'll most likely continue to watch on hopes that it gets better toward the end, but overall so far....i'm really disappointed.
Mayans M.C. (2018)
Turned into a night time soap opera
Seasons 1 and 2 were great, but since then (3 and 4) it's like 2% action and 98% drama. SO may slow scenes with slow music and drama. How could they do this to such a manly, macho series. It's a damn shame. Got a bunch of tough guys all crying and fighting with women.
The End of the F***ing World (2017)
Screwed again by bloated ratings !
This was NOT worthy of an 8.1 I was bored to death. I wish there was a TRUE rating system that didn't allow people to over rate shows becaus they are associated with them, or being paid to hype up the #'s. Even Rotten Tomatoes can't be trusted. The frigin critics ramble on about crap that doesn't even make sense. Just be honest and tell me if it's good and if it's worth my time. NEXT !
Wolf Like Me (2022)
Takes itself too serious....
She's a frigin werewolf !!! Come onnn. It started out interesting, but it takes itself WAY too serious. Emotional scenes and long drawn out blah blah blah....oh, and did i mention.....SHE'S A FRIGIN WEREWOLF ! LOLOL
We watched til the end just because there was nothing better on, but BIG swing and a miss.
The Shrink Next Door (2021)
Seriously Disappointed :(
When i heard that Paul Rudd and Will Ferrel were coming out with a series together i was SO excited ! 2 of my favorite actors on the screen together. This is gonna be AWESOME !!! Well......NOPE ! I should have know by the lack of press they did about this that it was gonna suck. 2 funny guys doing a frigin Jewish drama series. COME ON ! What a waste ! I still love them, but i'm deeply disappointed with this one. If you decide to sit thru it...don't get your hopes up.
The Suicide Squad (2021)
Absolutely ridiculous !
A giant colorful starfish ? A shark out of water with pants ? John Cena in a ridiculous costume ? Wow ! And i was SO looking forward to it. Totally laughable and disappointing. Margot Robbie was the only good part of this movie. Did Idris Ilba say yes before reading the script ? Low point of his career. John Cena is not the Rock and is not an action star. He ruined Fast 9 too ! Everything about this was just horrible. If you loved the 1st movie....just leave it at that.
Last Man Standing (2011)
Season 9....meh
You should have quit while you were ahead. Take notes from Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, etc. and go out on top ! Season 9 has that same feeling as the new Roseanne show....it's just trying too hard and not flowing like it used to. Hang it up Tool man !
Call Me Kat (2021)
Dear Mayim,
You really should have quit while you were ahead. Be glad that you got resurrected from the dead and given a chance on The Big Bang...now take that money and go back in your hole. Who the hell convinced you that talking into the camera was a good idea ? Your'e no Phoebe Waller-Bridge. And Swoosie Kurtz has been passed around the studios like an old....well, Swoosie.
Freaky (2020)
Thank God for the fast forward button !
I didn't pay to watch this movie....and i still want my money back. Vince Vaughn is going to get made fun off by his peers for years for doing this film. I understand that it's 2020 and he may need the work....but come on ! Just take a year off and enjoy yer money man. Don't ruin your career by taking gigs like this. Absolutely cheesy and stupid movie. (IMO)
Save Yourselves! (2020)
OMG !!!
I downloaded this for free...and i STILL want a refund !!! SOOO stupid !!!
Tenet (2020)
Had to ask for a refund....it's that bad.
I was excited to see this based on all the reviews.....guess i should have waited and seen the REAL reviews here. Had to leave early and thankfully got my $ back. Didn't make any sense...couldn't understand what was going on....and what was with the backwards thing ??? smh
Schitt$ Creek (2015)
I don't get the hype !
I tried....i really really tried to give this show a chance...but i don't see all the yhpe and how this got so many Emmy's. It's NOT that funny....Ohara is hard to look at and watch....E Levy too. And the Gay Johnny Gilecki is annoying. Just my opinion. Next !
Fargo: Welcome to the Alternate Economy (2020)
I miss the original.
Looks like this season is gonna blow ! Too bad, i liked this show. SO far away from anything like the first few seasons. And Chris Rock needs to stick to comedy !
The King of Staten Island (2020)
So disappointed !
I didn't pay for the movie...and i STILL want my money back ! I had such high hopes for this too ! A Judd Apatow movie with Pete Davidson, Bill Burr and Steve Buscemi.....it HAS to be funny right ??? NOPE ! 2 hours and 17 mins of complete blahhhhhh.
Eighth Grade (2018)
OMG
Why was this even made ? What a complete waste of time ! Absolutely no story. Stick to comedy Bo !
Braven (2018)
So many holes in this B movie.
This movie was thrown together. The producers and director should be ashamed of themselves. Even Mamoa should be ashamed to have his name associated with this piece of crap. What a complete waste of time.