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Copa-Loca (2017)
Don't bother
Yes, I know it's only a 14-minute short film, but I want them back. Use these precious 14 minutes of your life to watch a cooking video on YT, scratch your head while watching an empty wall, or even wait over some boiling water looking at the steam. YES, all those things are more interesting and amusing than this piece of... (f)art.
Greyhound (2020)
The perfect movie for 7-year-old boys
"... and then it went BRRRRR, and then it made a PIOU PIOU PIOU and then the captain shouted something to other men and then it went BRRRRRKKRKRKSKK and then...."
No, there was no character development. In fact, there where no characters at all. The awkward first scene at the beginning of the film must have been the worst time in Tom Hanks' carreer.
45m2 (2010)
No point in this movie, no point to watch it
The movie is about a young girl living in Athens and trying to find her idenity away from her mother's home inside the economic crisis in Greece. Interesting as a plot that touches so many people who live under these circumstances, BUT...
There is no story at all. Really there was no start or finish of the plot. Just everyday scenes, with amateur sound engineering, an awful film editing, cringy acting (if there is any at all), dialogues were at least laughable and you thought they were written by a 13 year old teenager. There was more time watching the main character sleeping, reading, having a shower and peeing (NO, I'm not kidding) than acting.
I found it really difficult to choose the right button if my review has spoilers or not, because in the whole movie there's no story AT ALL to give any spoilers. Only hipsters woud find that movie interesting, and i'm not so sure about that either.