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Ready or Not (2019)
Meh
OMG, those screams of Samara... It's like a mixture of nails on a chalkboard, an air raid siren and a slaughterhouse for pigs.
For the movie itself: just meh. It could certainly do without the pathetic attempts to inject humor. The ending is just ridiculous. It would have been way more interesting if actually nothing happened when the sun came up.
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (2018)
Voided
Season 1 and 2 were quite ok, season 3 went downhill fast with all the annoying musical-like performances so I had my hopes up for season 4. But no, the musicals and singing continued. The Terrors were just lame with the worst being the so called most destructive terror The Void, which was just an almost empty room with "The Void" written on a wall. Oh come on, did they run out of money or something? Good thing it ended.
Teen Mom 2 (2011)
How is this an example?
Sorry but I just don't get it. How is this show supposed to be an example for other young girls? All I see is several girls/women that can't seem to keep their legs closed and keep having children with different men.
Well, perhaps the message should be that having a baby is by no means a guarantee that your relationship will work out.
As for the show, just cancel it already. The world has seen more than enough of these washed up drama queens.
Darcey & Stacey (2020)
Why????
Why is this show on TV? Even watching paint dry is more interesting than these two desperate bimbos who refuse to act their age. I feel for their kids...
Financially taking care of way younger men in exchange for certain services basically equals performing the oldest profession in the world. Perhaps it would be best just to call it what it is and to rename the title of the show to Prosti & Tution.
Are You the One? (2014)
Thank god Ryan Devlin is gone
How many times can a person use the word locked in one hour? If your name is Ryan Devlin, probably 500 times. And why do you need to count the number of beams of light on your fingers? Just stop already...
Besides that, this show is just annoying. Throw a couple of dumbasses together in a house and see if they like each other. Mix that with some petty drama and that's basically the whole show. Complete waste of time.
My Lottery Dream Home (2015)
Completely unbelievable
This show is just ridiculous. Besides the fact that the homes they show are all incredibly average (where are the multi million dollar mansions you see in the intro??) and the creepy, way over the top host, some of the winners are just morons. Or completely irresponsible, whatever you want to call it.
In one of the episodes there was this couple, living with a gazillion kids in a super tiny, run-down 1000 sq ft home that suffered from major water leakages, that won a million dollars. They ended up buying a home of about 600K, leaving them with almost no money left in the bank. Sounds like a really good plan when they clearly couldn't even keep up the maintenance of that tiny run-down house with their salaries.
And why are we supposed to believe that people are only looking at three properties before making their decision? It's not as if you're doing probably the largest purchase of your entire life... smh...
Last but not least, why is the host always circling pictures and text with his finger on the printouts of the property listings? Super annoying!
Siesta Key (2017)
Laguna Beach the sequel
Dumb blond entitled airheads doing nothing, spending daddy's money, stabbing each other's backs and sleeping around. Sounds familiar? Yes, this is Laguna Beach all over again but now set in Florida.
Avoid this monstrosity like the plague, otherwise be prepared to lose several IQ points every time you watch it.
Cake Wars (2015)
If you haven't got anything nice to say...
Then don't say anything at all and that's exactly what Waylynn Lucas should do. I've never met before a more judgmental judge than her in any other show. Same goes for mr. Bowtie and his always sourpuss face by the way. I'd like to see them being contestants on this show and creating one of these enormous cakes in ridiculously small amounts of time. I'd bet they would be voted off in the first round!
Jonathan Bennett, although nice to look at, is just annoying and acting like he's hosting some sort of ridiculous game show. He'd come off a lot better just standing there quietly.
All in all, nice concept but very poorly executed.
The Vanilla Ice Project (2010)
Yuck
Tacky homes and tacky people, no thanks. I hope that doesn't apply to the rest of Palm Beach and/or Florida...