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Maid (2021)
Self induced misery, contrived & unrealistic
Miserable story about miserable people. You get out of life what you put in. ..no duh right? Whoever writes this garbage should be unemployed. Don't believe the positive reviews. Do yourself a favor & find something else.
The Valhalla Murders (2019)
Yucky story, yucky people! Child molestation.
Awfully acted, horribly written! Unlikable, uninteresting, annoying characters with a plot propped up by the always attention grabbing & salacious plot topic of child molestation.
Characters are bonafide weirdos that most human beings barely identify with. Kate it's a lousy cop & a lousy mom. Arnor is a freak show, and of course a stereo-typical homo sexual hating on his Christian family. This is not a movie most people want to see, it's a movie made to push the movie makers point of view on others. Very little to like here.
Iron Fist (2017)
Annoying characters
Very slow starter! Characters are idiots! Who cares if the heroes live or die? The conflicted/confused/idiot/tantrum prone hero thing is sooo worn out! Danny Rand is an idiot! Are we supposed to like this guy? He bumbles from scene to scene like a brooding jr high kid that can't apply the slightest capacity for reasoning. Of course this just reflects that the writers/director are idiots!
Jessica Jones is the same way... beautiful & even convincing actress.. but character is dumber than a rock! Who writes the crap?
Iron Fist has much potential, but very disappointing! We need a new generation of movie writers/producers/directors/actors. Most of the characters are just such idiots... Harold & Ward Mecham are the only believable characters.
Sorry folks.. two thumbs down!
Stealth (2005)
Awful story, awful movie!
Hollywood's depiction of the US navy in this movie is ridiculous! Absurd rogue military and political characters with incomprehensible motives! These characters seek to develop an "unmanned" military drone/weapon to save lives, yet ironically they are so willing and eager to kill to create it! Who thinks up this crap?
Summary: Story bites! Plot geared to Jr. High School intellect. Jessica Biel is hot!! Jamie Foxx is a bright spot with too few lines! Decent special effects! Josh Lucas is unbearable! (Lucas' characters always seem like such narcissists!) Except for the PG-13 quota 6 "s" words & 1 "f" bomb, and a few suggestive sexual references, this one is for the kids! Two thumbs down for adult/mature audiences. If I don't like this movie, does it mean I'm a professional critic?