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Babylon 5: The Legend of the Rangers: To Live and Die in Starlight (2002)
Piles and piles of crap... on top of even more crap
Babylon 5 was a pretty good serial, and the first flick was good as well.
As science fiction series goes it did get some things spot on over a decade before it was a reality, but this film is just a joke.
Bad lines, bad acting, laughable cast... and worst part is, they try to cover it with a lot of CGI hoping you will forgive the rest.
If you thought "3rd space" was bad, you got to see this beauty,you will want to nominate the other one for an Oscar!
I really pity the women who acted in this more than anyone, because if this is their best acting, their husbands/boyfriends are not going to be fooled either...if you know what I mean ;)
To summarize it, not even worth a free pirate download.
Kickin' It Old Skool (2007)
Stuuuuuuupid
Yep! "Stuuuuupid", thats what you got to be to go see this piece of junk.
Acting -> Stinks Direction -> Stinks Jokes -> so badly setup you see them coming a mile away, some oldies might smile a couple of times thinking back... but thats it, nothing really funny the whole damn movie.
Overall, made really cheap and it shows.
I am willing to bet my, and my future kids testicles in saying this is going to flop SO badly because you have to be an utter moron to like a movie like this, even taking into consideration that there are many morons out there... this would be too much for a large majority of them too.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
One of the worst movies ever..
Unfortunately IMDb does not allow me to grade below 1....
Part one was pretty good and thats why i saw part two.... which was a load of bull... but I was hoping ( like a gambler waiting for that miracle card that would save his life and restore his fortunes) that part three would be better...
to put it plainly... if the whole of India and China had diherria (spelling?) they still wouldn't have been able to produce so much crap in a day, as was displayed in this movie.
I thank god for the fast forward button and that I didn't waste money to see this in the theaters...unfortunately i wasted around 2hrs of my life that would have been better spent if I had used it to stare at a blank wall than to watch "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" This movie's an insult to everyones intelligence... be it an adult, a kid or a freaking moron.
The only question that puzzles me is: What the heck were they thinking when they made this?
Stealth (2005)
Crappy movie but good FX
The trailer of this flick was pretty good so I watched it... few minutes after i started to see the movie I thought-> good movie, a little while later i knew i was wrong!
I also came here and read a review about the movie, a lady said quite a lot of good things about it, all i can say to that is, I pity the poor guy she is married to.
To break it down quickly:
Acting : Not bad
Special effects: Pretty damn good
Overall movie: Great if a)you are bored out of your wits, b) a (young) kid, c)making out with your partner d)a very lonely person in desperate need of being entertained or e) really pretty damn dumb!
Take a walk in the park instead.
Hercules (2005)
Wanna waste 2 hours of your time?
I really thought this would be a good movie, boy...was I mistaken! For a quick summery: B grade acting C grade special effects D grade for the overall movie. Don't get me wrong, the story was pretty good and not kiddish so an adult too ride along with it, the "hero" is good looking so most women will like it :-), not a total chick flick as it contains some fight scenes and some blood
but the way it is shot... horrible
the special effects->would be better suited for TV->on a kids show
and lastly...send some of the actors back to acting school if they ever attended a class there.
Trust me there are much better ways to waste 2 hours.
You have been warned.