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The Mountain Kings (2020)
No budget & no point
This is a no-budget 100+ minute film that really should have been a 10-15 min short film. The "gore' looks like smeared ketchup.... what little of if there that was there.
I got the feeling this was shot over a weekend with a 2 page script & was improvised. I've seen better amateur films. This isn't as disturbing as advertised.
My Little Eye (2002)
House on a Haunted Hill meets / S. F. W. meets /The Blair Witch Project
This film is about 5 people picked to live in an old house with hundreds of cameras for 6 months for the chance to each win $1 million. They are all taped and broadcast on the web for people to pay to view their lives. The only rule is that they all have to stay in the house at night, and can go outside during the day. The only catch is, if any of them leave the house before the 6 months is up no one gets any money.
The film starts off showing their videos applying to be picked to live in the house, then it jumps right to 4-5 months later of all of them living in the house.
The summary tag I picked 'House on a Haunted Hill meets/ S.F.W. meets/ The Blair Witch Project' sort of describes this film. The camera angles used to shoot the film are very different than your typical film. At few times in the movie it shows one of the people's perspective... ala 'Blair Witch'.
So, I don't want to give too much away, but not everyone is going to enjoy this film. I however thought it was shot very well and the acting was great for the low budget horror/thriller it was. My experience with this film was like finding a diamond in the rough.
The only down fall the movie has is the lack of character development before it jumps into the story. Other than that, a great movie.
****possible Spoiler below**** If you have seen the trailer for the movie you know that someone is going to be murdered, but none of that takes place until the very end of the film. The story is kind of a predictable one, but done in a great fashion. "The way slasher's should be done at the end of the film."
Overall 8.5/10
Dirty Love (2005)
Can I kill myself now??
This was by far one the worst movies ever made,..EVER. I even watched it from start to finish. I really wish I would have walked over and turned it off to save myself the boredom. Here are some reasons not to watch this film: #1 - Jenny McCarthy can't act, don't give here the lead role. #2 - This is supposed to be a comedy, yet it didn't even come close to making me laugh through the entire movie. #3 - The story is just as bad as Jenny's acting. #4 - You put together a cast of bad actors in a comedy, yet this movie will not even make you laugh, even if you were on Nitrous Oxide. #5 - I still have no idea how this made it to the big screen?? No one may ever know this mystery. #6 - I have seen well over 3000 movies probably more than that, this makes my top 3 worst movies of all time.
Still not convinced? Fine watch it then, I just wonder though how many suicides this movie may have caused.
My only use for this garbage called 'Dirty Love' This would make a great movie to recommend to someone you hate.
13 Seconds (2003)
Absolutely, A Top 3 Worst Movie Ever
I saw this at the video store and it caught my eye. Ooooh I told myself, look at these awards, this could be a low budget B-movie worth watching. Boy was I wrong.
This film was written bad, the actors did a bad job, the story was... well how can I put this...LAME!!
I couldn't believe how boring and how bad the acting and story was all at the same time. Do not waste your time with this movie.
If you are watching this for horror, don't bother. If you just want something bad to laugh at, this may be for you that is if you don't fall asleep.
Directing - F; writing - F; Acting - F; story - D; Over all movie F-
Bikini Party Massacre (2002)
Low budget, low quality, low interest
**Contains possible spoilers**
OK I love a good B-movie, but this was awful movie all the way around. It is set in present day 3 guys & 3 girls going on a camping getaway weekend. Stupid things in the movie: None of them have cell phones, one jock guy is wearing Daisy Duke cut-offs, none of the movie takes anything they do into consideration for the next scene, i.e. they go swimming one minute then the next it shows them with dry hair, they chug tequila and beers but never seem drunk.
It starts out with hardly any dialog. The camera work was just bad from start to finish. The interaction with the 6 people on the trip was just so dumb it was kinda funny. The writing was terrible. Then then a couple of the people have some interesting & creepy dreams, that come to mean nothing. Then as they embark on their camping trip, the van runs out of gas. Then what happens?? The driver (who is also the director) doesn't pull out a cell phone, he pulls out an empty gas can from the back of the van, then instead of walking down the road... he walks through a field into the middle of the woods to find gas without saying anything to anyone in the van!!
That's what I would do if I ran out of gas, start walking through the wilderness!! The movie just keeps getting worse and worse. I can only be thankful that I only paid 84 cents to rent this movie.
DO NOT WATCH this movie, I have seen thousands of movies & this is in my TOP 3 WORST MOVIES of all time.