ee-films-director Reviews

Spring Break (1983)

This "film" was an insult and the worst puke I ever seen...

[1/10 · 9 November 2009]

I truly enjoy the better "teen sex comedies" and I guess I have seen over 30 films in this funny category, but this crap includes tons of annoying fillers - meaning pointless "jokes" and lousy filmed views... So it's not even good as a crazy tourist or event video, even if it may show how stupid boys may act when they are drunk... As the long belly diving scene... There are also a babe with big breast in an almost see through t-shirt at 07:38 for 3 seconds, plus another babe with huge nipples at 25:03 for 5 seconds (!) and that was all real candy in the whole movie... Except a wet t-skirt competition, with girls that danced and jumped around with some bare breast, but in a very silly and NOT sexy way... And the amazingly stupid side plot, was actually much worse... Finally was it also a strange "romance" that is hard to call romantic or funny, but at least didn't fail completely!

It is almost impossible to compare this insult, with the best "teen sex comedies" that I seen, as Hot Moves and Private Resort - that both is 1000 times more sexy and really funny, over and over again... Even the hilarious college comedy Up The Creek (1984)is totally outstanding and dramatically more sexy, without even having that ambition!!

Yes, this film was mostly annoying for 90% of the time and never funny, which is rather vital for a comedy... So I would definitely give this film a negative grade, if it was possible.

I can even give this film to anyone I know, because that would be a serious insult and not a nice present... And to sell it would be fraud! And this was my try to write a totally fair review, but it's hard to review puke.

Sky Bandits (1986)

Actually better than I did remember...

[8/10 · 14 August 2006]

I am just now viewing a very old and incredible bad copy of Gunbus, that I found yesterday... The story is actually amazingly interesting, with many great scenes and the other reviewers are often totally wrong! Okay, this film is clearly inspired by "Indiana Jones" with the same comedy spirit that made "Kellys Heroes" so great... Plus a few hilarious exaggerations of the technology, even if they are mush more realistic than the silly (but funny) machines in "Wild Wild West" The story begin in the wild west, were the the friend (our heroes) are dynamite crazy bank robbers, that finally get caught and are sent to the first world war front, as alternative to a very long time in jail...

There must they party (when they see two lovely ladies) of course and get into a bet with two English flyer's, that they naturally can fly an airplane... They try anyhow and crash land a bit later, at a rather extreme "flying circus" just as some of them actually were at the time, with flyer's who lived passed their expected time and definitely are ready to die for the glory...

Before they landed, did the spot a HUGE air ship in a cloud and that valuable information, plus the fact that they happen to shoot down a very impressive Gotha Bomber (forgot that part) just before they saw the girls...

Yes, almost everyone seem to act rather lousy, but that may be deliberate, just to make the story even more funny and then are many flying scenes rather sketchy, like a comic strip, but may be deliberate! Then have me many incredible air stunts, which partly should be for real and the hunt on the HUGE air ship... So this film is more than charming, if you like crazy adventure films and don't mind that they play strange and many air scenes look rather peculiar! I will give it 8 of 10 because it's a very nice in it's class... And I grade it also as really worth viewing 2 or 3 times in 10 years and a good buy, if it's hopefully get on DVD and you like this type of hilarious adventure films...

The Image (1975)

A romantic S/M story

[4/10 · 25 January 2006]

A romantic S/M story, that is rather elegant filmed and show naughty games with a beautiful young lady... Yes, she look a lot more lovely, than the bad picture on the DVD's front cover.

But this film is partly too slow, has only a few rather interesting scenes, some S/M scenes are actually silly (type not authentic) and the deeply fascinating masterpiece "Histoire d'O" is dramatically better in every way, even if that one show mush less explicit ordinary sex and even if many critics seem to regard this film, as the ultimate S/M erotica! In other hand, is the basic story more realistic and possible a slightly better introduction to S/M games, compared with "Histoire d'O" and the film may be worth a second view...

Fruits of Passion (1981)

The "stale" review was accurate

[2/10 · 26 October 2005]

I bought this film on DVD despite the "stale" review and that was idiotic... That review was completely accurate and I have never seen any worse "erotic" film in my long life! Even if it partly was lovely filmed and had interesting surroundings, plus a nice cover... But my own Extreme Erotica (c) films are over 100 times more erotic (just in the soft delicious aspect) with probably less than 100 times of this films budget! The story have no logical connection with the first film or the famous book... Or any new (exciting) element of slave training, except some very strange and sad developments... Then did the main male character - Klaus Kinski - not look a bit like the second Master of "O" he try to play... And not even lovely Arielle Dombasle, did look delicious in any scene!