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May-December-January (2022)
dumb movie.
This movie is categorized as a gay film but it's mainly about a straight couple. Pol(19) is gay and in love with his best friend Migoy(19). But Migoy is dating Pol's mom Claire. Pol tells his mom he's gay and she encourages him to experiment and date. But Pol says he doesn't want to have sex until he is in love. Pol then tells Migoy he's gay and in love with him. Then we find out Pol has a heart condition and is going to die soon. Claire then asks Migoy to have sex with Pol. Pol is hesitant but his Mom convinces him to do it. So Migoy and Pol have sex, Pol dies, and Migoy and a Claire get married. The story is so ridiculous I can't believe it got made. Everything else about it was good though. The acting, directing, music, scenery was all good, it was just wasted on a dumb soap opera like story.
Monster Pies (2013)
Good with bad ending
This movie was so good at first. It was sweet, cute, and fun. It did not rely on nudity, sex scenes, or offensive stereotypes to try to entertain the viewer. It was everything that I have been looking for in a gay movie since I came out twenty three years ago. William is new to the school and he becomes friends with his closeted classmate Michael.
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As the two get closer William developes feelings for Michael and the two begin to date. Unfortunately it has a horrible ending. The parents find out their sons are gay and don't approve. So one of the characters commits suicide.
Troll (2022)
Typical let's destroy the new life form movie.
It's a movie about a troll that no one knew existed coming out from under a mountain and the military trying to destroy it; even though it's the last of its kind. Its not worth watching. It's just like every other movies we've all seen over the years where humans try to destroy the new life form instead of trying to understand it, study it, and learn from it. There's only one character that tries to communicate with the troll. It started out fun, but once the military got involved, it was all downhill from there. I liked the characters and the acting was good, but the story was boring and derivative.
Wednesday (2022)
Not worth watching Boring and predictable..
Just another average high school mystery drama. It was ok, just not very Addams family like. The show is about Wednesday going to a boarding school for outcasts and solving murders. The casting of Gomez, Morticia, and uncle Fester were horrible. Who ever cast them should be fired. They weren't in very much of it but they ruined what they were in. Gomez and Morticia were so normal: no passion, no intimacy, no romance, or weirdness. The show was predictable and cliche. Wednesday was ok but still not the Wednesday from the movies. And Pugsly was a total wimp. I almost stopped watching after the first episode, but wanted to give it a chance. ; I was disappointed. The show was only about Wednesday. The rest were in very little of it but they made it feel like I wasn't watching the Addams family.
Welcome to Flatch (2022)
Eh
It's not very funny or good. More annoying than anything. It's just 2 teenagers in a small town doing stupid things but not funny stupid.the only redeeming thing about the show is Seann William Scott, 45 years old and still hot.