I remember (vaguely) seeing this movie with my grandpa on the USA Network, I believe in 2002. For some reason, I always thought this was about a goth alien saving a spaceship while a crazy guy with a bandana gave him directions; just imagine my surprise when I read the actual plot, I almost died.
I spent the longest of years thinking about this movie but having almost no interest to look for it, that is until today, when a local TV channel had the great idea (and I mean that, as honest as I can be) to air it today as their primetime Saturday film. Surely an opportunity I could not miss.
And boy, did I have an amazing time!
First of all, as the die-hard Marilyn Manson fan that I am, I was so delighted by Slade Craven; I mean, the whole thing was just hysterical. The references to his alleged influence on school massacres, the furious Christian groups waiting for him everywhere, the crazed goth fans waiting for him everywhere, his mysterious-yet-intelligent persona, oh my God. And then, the other members of the band, I really loved those guys (too bad about their little screen time).
Then we have the other characters, which I really loved as well. None of them had any background or decent exposure whatsoever, but no one asked for that either. Right off the bat, each of them is following their own agenda; while that does contribute to the film's convoluted narrative (which may be an issue to some), I couldn't care less to be honest. I love how apeshit the whole thing is!
Slade Craven is hands down my favorite character here, but that couple that works on Z Web TV (you know, the bald nervous guy and the chick with the necklace and 00s trendy haircut) were just AMAZING! I mean, they were so quirky and Three Stooges-like for no apparent reason, but I was living for each second they were shown.
Speaking of characters, that captain that's brought in to help with the landing (can't remember his name) was so BOSS. He did absolutely nothing on the 5 minutes he was on screen, I mean nothing; other than shaking hands with everyone on the control tower.
I also loved the scenes with Kate and Nick; I don't know, I felt some sort of weird chemistry between those two (even if it was probably the biggest cliché in the entire film), but still, it made up for some great laughs. Especially the last scene in which Kate's inner hoe jumps out.
A scene I would like people to look forward to when seeing the film is the one when the control tower is attacked. My God, that was just...I'm speechless (really, it is totally out of this world).
There are so many things I could write about, but I truly want people out there to see this movie. Sure, it sounds atrocious and the ratings are somewhat accurate, but this is just a gem waiting to be discovered. Really, it is something needed to be seen to be believed.
Do I recommend this movie? My God, yes. Gone are the days in which I would recommend Full Metal Jacket or The Exorcist as some of the greatest films I've seen, Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal it's where it's at! (I'll try to include a DVD copy with each recommendation).
Please, see it. Tell your friends, your mom, your boyfriend, your neighbor, tell everyone to see it!
On a side note, I just found out that John Mann (the actor who played Slade Craven) passed away last year and I am really sad. Hope here's somewhere better and that he realizes that his character is a reason of joy to some of us.
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