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4/10
I don't buy it...
25 April 2022
Warning: Spoilers
There's something amiss here.

It's a 70s US thriller helmed by a director which I like starring quality actors: I ought to love this.

And yet...

There's an unsettling soundtrack, too romantic by half, accompanying a random kidnap which turns into romance too quickly and worse still, with zero credibility. That the people under discussion go onto to help one another feels tired. I just don't buy it...

There's more to say about this movie but in the end it feels like a mess. Which is a pity because I love 70s US thrillers helmed by a director I like and starring quality actors...
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7/10
You've gotta like films about films to invest 3+ hours in this, but...
10 March 2022
Pro: Wildly ambitious project

Con: Overly (OVERLY) edited

Summary: Impressed that the producer/director split this documentary into six 'episodes' which can be watched separately. However, the content and the editing of that content is somewhat patchy (disclaimer: I'm a serious horror fan, esp UK 60s folk horror) so whilst I'd like to rate this more highly I cannot.
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Rooney (I) (2022)
4/10
Nothing new if you follow football...
10 March 2022
Pro: useful for newcomers to football

Con: not so useful for football lovers

Summary: if you like sports documentaries, streaming services offer better fare episodically, eg Drive To Survive. Had Rooney gone for depth not breadth - episodically, for example - it would have received a higher rating from me. As it is, I can't give it more than a 5/10 and that's being generous.
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1/10
Zero more accurate. This is a stinker.
13 February 2022
DO NOT WATCH - THE VERY WORST, MOST POORLY ACTED, TOTALLY NON EMOTIVE, DESPERATELY WEAKLY MOTIVATED, AWFUL PIECE OF NON-HORROR. THAT ITS A RIP OFF OFF OF AHS IS ONLY HALF OF IT. AVOID.
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10/10
Wow...
6 July 2021
Blown away by this contemporary interpretation of an old horror trope. Just finished watching and can't do justice to it yet. This one is both immediate hit and haunting allegory. Highly recommend.
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10/10
Arigato, Naomi Kawase.
24 August 2020
Warning: Spoilers
See-exsa (spelled Shigeko) is a gray, elderly, quiet widow, living out his years in a retirement home shared with a number of elders and their staff in Japan. We're unsure as to his mental wellbeing - is he well? Does he have dementia? Machiko, a beautiful young woman in her 20s with long black hair, huge dark eyes and a playful innocence, is Shigeko's helper. The head of the home is named Wakako - also young and beautiful but with depth, emotion, humour. She might be considered the conscious of the film, the driving force which projects us to the end. We follow them all for a while during which not a great deal happens other than helping us the audience assess and build trust with these new people in our lives.

During the first third, we are introduced to Shigeko as he asks the question to nobody in particular 'Am I alive? Am I alive?' We're in the home, an idyll overlooking nature on all sides, elders happily talking among themselves and up front, a monk perhaps, responding to Shigeko's rhetorical question. 'Life is two things - there is knowing you are alive because you are living your life: eating, breathing, sleeping. This is the first and more typical answer to your question. You know you are alive for you do the things from which life is made. Then there is the other kind of alive. This is the feeling of being alive. The kiss from a lover, the slap from an ex-lover, the beauty of your surroundings. This is what we all desire, to feel life, to notice that we are alive because we vibrate with it.' He has Machiko who sits nearby hold Shigeko's hand and asks whether he feels the warmth, understands the idea of feeling alive. Could this be a Why Am I here story? A Vision story? Perhaps any of the Six Stories..

In another scene we see elders and helpers painting their names on sheets of paper. It's serene, casual and the camera pauses, sways, as though disinterested but all the while asking us to see what it sees and right now, it sees Machiko and Shigeko sitting adjacent to one another, painting. The monk is here again and he and Shigeko discuss his ex-wife, Mako. We learn she died 33 years ago. The monk tells a short story, letting Shigeko know that, as it has been 33 years since she died, Mako would now become a Buddha as we all do 33 years after death. Not only that, but she won't be returning to earth. Shigeko sees Machikos painting and begins to deface it, first the middle section (leaving the name Ma-ko) then the remaining letters, finally the entire piece, ripped and smudged and 'not returning to earth'.. I would describe this scene - without thinking too hard about it - as a Values-In-Action scene. Shigeko understands the lesson the monk provided but isn't happy with the conclusions drawn and acts out.

By the by, we learn it is Shigeko's birthday (the elders and helpers all sing Happy Birthday; he smiles and performs the Winston Churchill impression with a two-fingered peace sign. And that he has a bag in his apartment which contains precious things, so precious in fact that when Machiko attempts to throw them away, Shigeko violently pushes her against the wall, injuring her wrist. In a consequent scene, Wakako and Machiko discuss happiness, sadness and life whilst sat respectively in the driver and passenger seat of Wakako's car. Wakako lets Machiko know that she had a lover once who helped cure her of some hangups she had around being serious, being right, knowing what to do. 'There are no set rules, you know'. They repeat this over and over, with more laughter and greater meaning on each iteration. This scene may exist to provide a moral centre or to put it more directly, a combination Teaching and Values-In-Action story.

The final two thirds is where Machiko and Shigeko literally get lost in the forest (they were going for a short drive but came off the road trying to avoid a hole). Rather than describe anything else, this is for you to discover for yourself.

I found the entire film simple yet astonishingly accomplished. Great stories do a lot of heavy lifting with little source material and stay with you long after the telling.

Arigato, Naomi Kawase.
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Martyrs (2008)
9/10
Brave, brilliant, brutal...
12 September 2008
Having missed the opportunity to catch this at the Midnight Madness showing in TIFF08, I decided to go against all stated horror movie rules and watched this today around midday at a complex in downtown Toronto.. It's difficult to know what to say about this movie really; like a birth or a death, you really have to experience it yourself and draw your own conclusions. What I will say is that as a committed horror freak, rare is the occasion when I tense up and watch a film contorted, somehow trying to protect myself from what I'm putting myself through.. It contains enough tough to see horror/gore to satisfy the bloodhounds (though it doesn't feel like another attempt to up the gore ante for the sake of it, thankfully) and then - if you can watch it and many couldn't - transcends the genre totally with a jaw-dropping final act which if you're interested in the human condition and the capacity for seemingly normal people to do incredibly bad things will have you asking questions for some time to come and recognising that when horror and ideas mesh successfully, the result can be breathtaking. Absolutely not enjoyable but there again if you go to see a horror flick at a film festival and you know beforehand that it originally received an X-certificate in France, kicking up an almighty stink in the process - well, you know that an open mind is the least you can bring to bear. With that in mind I would recommend Martyrs as a film of incredible tension, harrowing physical violence and indelible imagery; unsurprisingly, the director name-checked Dario Argento during the Q&A as a major influence in his youth and there is a clear and confident signature in the work which suggests some parallels can be made between the two film-makers. I loved this movie and for those who have already posted comments good, bad or indifferent (and I really can't imagine a neutral response!) I hope like myself you have come away with a genuine sense of having seen something the like of which we are unlikely to see for some time..
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