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Wieners (2008)
Despite title, those seeking penis jokes should look elsewhere
The other reviewers weer clearly in it for the penis jokes, and I guess they must be brainwashed into political correctness to the point that they completely missed the gay sex jokes and several instances of penis jokes, sure it's not a very memorable movie but it was a solid one in its own right, without spoiling anything, there is a scene where the main characters are riding bumper cars at a theme park and a little girl bumps one of them into the side rail, so they all drive towards and bump her at the same time, (keep in mind that bumper cars do not move very fast and its actually difficult to get a good hit on someone) she inexplicably launches into the ceiling and not another word is mentioned of the incident. if that's not hilarious then this movie is not for you. if you just want a series of penis jokes maybe you should check out some other film.
Toriko (2009)
The Anime that got me back into Anime
I feel like this is a perfect show for someone who doesn't like Anime to watch, especially if they're a space cowboy with the munchies. The characters are all well thought out and very interesting. I feel like this show went under the radar for most people, mostly because I don't think it was very popular in japan (perfect excuse for hardcore weeboo anime fans to say it sucks). So it wasn't marketed or syndicated in north America like other shows such as One Piece or Pokemon. please don't shrug off Toriko as just another muscle man Anime character with a bankrupt intelligence. If you don't like the anime at least give the Toriko Manga a try. Lots of blood and gore that is not present in the anime.
Ride (2016)
Not the worst show YTV has picked up
Its like, how many annoying, brainless characters can we jam into a TV series with Jonny Gray? A lot. More than enough to go around in this poor excuse for entertainment. Zero common sense evident. The main character "Kit" is plenty unbearable In accordance with her opiate junkie logic, "I'm going to a horse riding school but I'm scared of riding horses." Riiight.. and whats with the segregation themes? Why do the two Indian kids have to be in love? Why do the Americans always stick with each other and hide in the barn discussing little schemes? 90% of my time watching this show was spent thinking "what?...why?..." I don't blame the actors and actresses (mostly) I know its the writers/director telling them to speak and act that way. There are a few (eg: 2) other semi tolerable characters that lend some kind of charm to what would otherwise be a complete train wreck. what do you expect, a familiar case is the show Max & Shred. Jonny Gray is pretty much the only tolerable character in both instances.
Undercover High (2014)
another TV travesty
Wow, another several year old TV series being presented as "new" on YTV. no surprise there YTV has been scraping the unwanted garbage out from under the expensive shoes of nickelodeon and cartoon network for the last 10 years+ But the problem with this specific show is that it feels scripted to the max. The host chick that wears a winter hat is probably the most awkward attractive girl on TV since that Ariana Grande girl had her 15 minutes of fame and then pretty much disappeared.. (most likely in a trap house basement.).. the host of this show though "undercover high" is a one-woman cringe factory, you can see it in her eyes, whenever she does a dumb little dance or tries to sing/rap, you can see her soul withering away. Thats the worst part, she knows she is being awkward as hell but I guess the attention is worth it in her mind. This is not to say she is a bad person. She seems cool and friendly enough. But shes a terrible actor. Another reason to believe this show is fake/scripted is because the outcomes are so unrealistic. I attended 4 different high schools in my life and you can not convince me that all those kids in the schools signed release forms and or did not straight up punch or at the very least, verbally assault some of the numpty actors during the "pranks" . This show doesn't even deserve a review, but YTV deserves all the hate we as humans can muster. I'm talking the kind of hate we usually reserve for tyrannical dictators.
Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn (2014)
so are they even real siblings?
I may buy all the seasons on DVD so I can put them in a garbage can under a bridge where they will undoubtedly be used as the sad plastic fuel in some hobos nightly trash can fire. Pathetic excuse for entertainment. Like most of the TV shows that make their way to the bottom of the barrel (YTV) it just makes me scratch my head and reflect on the unsettling state of the general population. I can't think of a single redeeming factor other than the fact that this show will eventually fade into obscurity along with all the other crap that came before it.
Long story short: Nicky Ricky Dicky and Dawn is terrible and everyone involved with that show should be shot out of a cannon into outer space, preferably a dangerous black hole laden area in outer space.