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6/10
Fun Movie, Bad Movie
9 April 2023
I love the movie. BUT, it's not really much of a story.

First up the voices, everyone killed it. Despite Chris Pratt really not sounding like Mario, he absolutely nailed it and showed that the trailers really did a disservice for his voice. Jack Black absolutely nailed Bowser and stole the show from everyone, in very Bowser like fashion and Anya Taylor-Joy, while a very unique peach, was a hit for me as her voicing nailed the balance between a princess and a badass.

Music... had some problems. The original scores scores based on Mario were brilliant, keeping the Mario flare in there was a must and I know damn well I'm gonna listen to the soundtrack as some of it was perfect for the scenes, even Bowser's song. Unfortunately, parts of the movie didn't get the memo. "I Need a Hero," does work for the montage, I will die on this post, but if you want to convince me something like, "Take on Me," was reasonable, then I'm very sorry.

The story has issues. Things kind of just happen. There are 2 moments that I'd classify as story in the whole movie. The 30 min mark and essentially the belly of the beast moment. One explains character and the other explains how frustrated someone is that they can't do things. The story just couldn't handle juggling +4 characters well enough.

The Fun stuff is great. As a Mario fan, there's nothing more cool than seeing iconic enemies, places or items like the rocket barrel from DKC, the DK crew, Odyssey and even plot points that refer to other games. It's the most fun I've had in a movie since Sonic 1 & 2 and that says a lot.

The movie could've nailed it through and through if it had more scenes. More time to finish off arcs, time to slow down and time to breath. The movie was basically going at Kaizo speed, it never had time to explain itself and that's what really stuck out the most.
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I Hate Everything (2013– )
9/10
I Hate liking this series
12 May 2017
I hate everything is a youtube series about the IHE creator (Alex) and his criticism of various things in pop-culture. He once parodied the memes but saying all you had to do was say something random in a funny voice and you'd be done with your meme. The meme dur-plant which was associated with the video became a hit within a week. IHE is creative at making witty and funny jokes based on his subject. Although he gets a load of hate from some ignorant 12 year old about criticising the subject, He has often justified his reasoning and has even explained the series as a whole. As the series goes on i feel as though IHE will attract a lot of negativity but also a lot of support. There have been times where he will have to make a irregular video on why he is upset (explained in I HATE ANXIETY (AND STALKERS)) he will usually get through this.

Overall i would give this a 9/10 for its entertaining talk about controversial topics and give my full support on this series
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The Nutshack (2007–2011)
10/10
Best Cartoon
12 May 2017
The Nutshack is a masterful cartoon on Filipino life with drama, comedy and sci-fi (because Horat). It's by far one of the best cartoons i've ever watched. I was first introduced to this series by siivagunner and i have loved this cartoon ever since. Unfortunately the cartoon hasn't gotten any new seasons and unfortunately has ceased production and we aren't going to get another Nutshack season soon. I guess the world wasn't ready for its glory yet.
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