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Salvage Dawgs (2012)
Worse than a wrecking ball!
Never in my life have I seen such clumsiness and amateurism. My heart bleeds when I see these people destroy beautiful old pieces because they don't have a clue what they're doing. Especially Mike has a cavemanlike approach on 'salvaging' stuff. For God's sake: don't give this man a hammer! There's not a single episode where unique pieces aren't wrecked due to misuse of tools and lack of planning. If you're into bloopers, then this is the show for you. If you love and respect vintage and antiques: don't say I didn't warn you...
Jigsaw (2017)
Just plain silly
Man, I don't know what is worse: the script or the acting. This whole movie consists of clichés and unrealistic stuff. A girl who rather wants to be hanged than take a 66,6% chance to survive, a guy whose leg is cut off and the arterial bleeding is stopped by putting a rag over it, an engine that's blocked but doesn't stall... Okay, it's horror, but at least put SOME effort in making it believable!
And the characters...oh boy... There is literally not a single person in this movie who can act, except maybe Tobin Bell to some extent. The 3 stars are for the (poor) effort to create a plot twist at the end. And I'm being generous!