I have VERY low expectations for any remake of any classic movie... Red Dawn, Total Recall, etc. But I knew the day I saw this project announced it was going to be exactly what I watched. Actually, it was far worse. I honestly hope this was made as a "joke", but if it wasn't, allot of people in Hollywood should be fired. The young bookstore girl, painful to watch. The whole time I was meant to believe that this bar in "paradise" turned into Ukraine at night. Christ this was bad, I have to watch the original tonight to cleanse my memories of this abortion. I know Hollywood is all about money grabs, but Jesus, stop remaking movies if you're going to put the same amount of effort into the project as you would making coffee.
Reviews
14 Reviews
My dear God.
29 July 2023
Let me first say that my daughters LOVE the series, LOVE IT. They have probably watched every episode 8 times. They even know every detail about the school, the families, and the entire city. Again, THEY LOVE THE SERIES.
With that said, THEY MADE ME SHUT THIS MOVIE OFF 25 MINUTES INTO IT (they also fast forwarded thru the singing.)
Don't ruin what has worked people. They never learn. I gave 3 stars because the animation was really well done. It stops at that. I heard my 8 year old finally say something "sucks"... That was about the singing. Even though the different voices bothered me, I probably would have given this 3 more stars without the singing.
With that said, THEY MADE ME SHUT THIS MOVIE OFF 25 MINUTES INTO IT (they also fast forwarded thru the singing.)
Don't ruin what has worked people. They never learn. I gave 3 stars because the animation was really well done. It stops at that. I heard my 8 year old finally say something "sucks"... That was about the singing. Even though the different voices bothered me, I probably would have given this 3 more stars without the singing.
Lightyear
(2022)
I knew I loved cats
17 June 2022
My 7 and 8 year old were bored so much they almost fell asleep. I didn't notice if they actually did, because I did.
The robot cat scenes were the best parts by far. Which is a huge problem.
THIS was Andy's favorite movie? That had to be a lie.
The robot cat scenes were the best parts by far. Which is a huge problem.
THIS was Andy's favorite movie? That had to be a lie.
The Matrix Resurrections
(I) (2021)
I've never been so disappointed
23 December 2021
I'm probably one of the biggest Matrix fans / supporters you'll ever find. I've seen the original movie countless times, I even went to see it again in IMAX two weeks ago. I even learned to appreciate 2 and 3.
I have learned over my 40+ years to control my expectations for anything I'm looking forward to in life. That being said, I was over the top excited to see this in IMAX tonight. I went with my friend who I went to see the original Matrix with in 1999. While walking out we just looked at each other and said the same thing. "Was that as bad as I think it was or am I missing something?"
The trailers were some of the best I've ever seen, the movie, was not.
I've never been so disappointed leaving a movie theater. I gave it three stars because I'm a life long fan.
Biggest issue... Supporting cast is brutal.
I have learned over my 40+ years to control my expectations for anything I'm looking forward to in life. That being said, I was over the top excited to see this in IMAX tonight. I went with my friend who I went to see the original Matrix with in 1999. While walking out we just looked at each other and said the same thing. "Was that as bad as I think it was or am I missing something?"
The trailers were some of the best I've ever seen, the movie, was not.
I've never been so disappointed leaving a movie theater. I gave it three stars because I'm a life long fan.
Biggest issue... Supporting cast is brutal.
Didn't know what to expect.
2 May 2021
My daughters and I watch a movie every Saturday night before they go to bed, and we usually just pick one and I cross my fingers that I won't be miserable for 2 hours. This movie was an absolute PLEASANT surprise. Great modern story, great adult humor, and AMAZING animation. A great family movie that will keep you laughing and entertained the entire time. I didn't watch the trailer and I didn't even know who did the voices in it. Watch this movie, with or without kids, it's a great watch.
Bill & Ted Face the Music
(2020)
Watch it once to close the chapters.
30 August 2020
I was very disappointed, but I was ready for what I saw. The daughter characters were awful, simply awful. The plot was bad, not because they didn't try, but because, what really could you do with this movie? It was just a bad story with two actresses (the daughters) that should only be doing "B" Netflix originals. The party is officially over, dudes.
You'll remember any you miss BrBa
12 October 2019
Just go see this film, in fact, go twice.
19 May 2019
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