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Bigfoot (1970)
B-Movie Bingo FTW!
Joi Lansing parachutes into her final role screaming and bikinied. Not one, but two Mitchums and big John Carradine burbling words through a moustache and wrinkles. With that much talent cramming the screen, who has room for a plot? You can barely fit in the half-man, half-ladies man 'BIGFOOT' that just wants to demonstrate why he's the "8th Wonder of the World". Nope, no time. Have to pad the whole second act with motorcyclists whipping around in a forest, because we gotta have some character willing to shove sticks of dynamite down their pants? Anyway. 60's chicks tied to trees. Thumbs up. Doodles Weaver just gets a crap
cameo. Boo!
Zombi 2 (1979)
Spaghetti Festerin'
Yea, before zombies were cool, this movie was delivering it all! Mia Farrow's sister, an underwater fight between a great white and a water logged zombie, and absolutely no explanation as to what these dang zombies are up to. What's causing all this zombie mayhem? Can't even get the question out before your throat gets chewed on by a zombie conquistador. Don't bother to ask Zombie Island's resident doctor, because years of research has only taught him how to wrap up bodies and shoot them in the head in slooow motion. Cool. There were some boobies. Four of them. So yeah, two thumbs up?