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Aliens Gone Wild (2006)
Didn't Help Anyone's Career
Growing up, I was taught that if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Still, people need warned..
The highlight of this movie was when I salesman came in and asked if I wanted to save 10% on my natural gas bill.
Seriously, a man walked into my store and tried to get me to switch billing companies for my natural gas provider and THAT was the best thing about the time I spent with 'Aliens Gone Wild'.
Pros: It ended.
Cons: Everything else.
On the plus side, the people involved didn't flub their lines because the longest dialog sequence was seven words.
If there were a way to press charges...
The Honey Killer (2011)
10 Stars for Visuals, -6 Stars for Everything Else
As a photographer, I tend to pay attention to framing, lighting, composition, etc...
From that point of view, nearly every scene in this movie is a work of art.
Beyond that, well, I was taught if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
I kept thinking this would be the perfect movie to play on a huge TV during a party- very cool visually but nothing to distract people from doing tequila shots from a stripper's navel..