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My real name is Nick,Im 19 and one of my favorite movies is Pulp Fiction. Get it Pulpnicktion! HA HA HA!
Anyway Im typing from St.Paul MN.
Here is some of my favorite things...
Favorite Genre:Horror
Favorite Decade:80s
Favorite movie distributors:
Thorn EMI
Vestron
New World
Troma
Brain Damage
Video Outlaw
Shock-o-rama
Seduction Cinima
Favorie Bands:
KISS
AC/DC
Twisted Sister
Journey
Rush
Aerosmith
Cinderella
Europe
Night Ranger
My Little Funhouse
Rob Zombie
Quiot Riot
Reviews
The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994)
An Awful Mess
Texas Chainsaw Massacre the Next Generation (aka The Return of the Texas chainsaw Massacre) is supposed to be the real sequel to the original, its more like an insult.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre the Next Generation is about four young people who go to prom, after they get into a car accident and eventually make it to a house of a cannibalistic family including the legendary Leatherface and Matthew McConaughey.
In this installment Leatherface doesn't really remind me of Leatherface. The actor who plays him does the worst job of any of the other actors. The whole movie is a total mess. Mostly its just people running around a house getting tormented. At least the original had a creepy atmosphere this one has nothing.No scares and not much of an entertainment value. The only amusing thing is Matthew McConaughey who plays Vilmer a crazed killer but thats not enough to save the movie. Later Leatherface turns female, thats just dumb. Why do that?
This is easily the worst of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies.
Holla (2006)
Not Bad But Nothing to Holla About
Holla is an average slasher flick about a TV star who goes to a cabin at Dimond Creek with her and friends.Little do they know that there is a psychopathic killer on the loose lurking around, looking to kill these young people.
I seem to have mixed feelings on Holla. Holla is a basic slasher film that is not at all what I would call a classic but its not terrible either. It looks like Holla was filmed on a low budget, many good horror films are. This one comes out average one.
Overall Holla isn't that good or bad. If you like low budget slasher flicks you may want to check this out, other don't bother.
Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000)
Very Dumb But Entertaining
Jack Frost 2 Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman is a very dumb movie but not a boring one.
Jack Frost 2 is about that killer snowman who is trying to kill the sheriff that caught him. Jack follows him to the tropics where again Jack starts to kill. This time he has help with little mutant snowball he creates.
The look of Jack Frost and the snowballs is poor looking. Jack Frost 2 is entertaining but not a what I would call that good of a b horror movie.
If you really want to enjoy it don't take it seriously.
Jack Frost (1997)
Good B Horror Flick
Jack Frost is about a serial killer who is sentenced to death. On the Way to his death sentence the prison truck that he rides in collides with a chemical tanker filled with a chemical that turns his molecules with the snow on the ground turning him into a snowman. Being a killer himself that would turn him into a killer snowman. Jack now wants revenge on the sheriff who caught him. Jack now starts his rampage all over again killing people in a small town.
I don't think Jack Frost has a chance of becoming a horror classic but its a entertaining flick. Just put your brain on hold and have fun with it, but just don't take it too seriously.
Return of the Boogeyman (1994)
A Terrible "Sequel"
Return of the Boogyman is a dreadful movie which doesn't play like a movie, it plays like an episode of a TV sitcom when they flashback to older episodes. Return of the Boogyman is just a clip show.
Mutch of the film is constant and annoying flashbacks from the first movie. Over and over again the same footage. How boring this is.
The movie really is about a psychic woman who has visions of the first movie.
I have seen the first movie I don't want to see the same scenes over and over again and I don't know who would. The whole movie looks like it was quickly made to make a few bucks and thats it.
Goth (2003)
A Good low budget thriller
Goth is about a Gothic couple who go to a club and meet Goth a girl who wants to show these two whats its really like to be a goth. She takes them hostage on a night of hell including drugs, rape and murder.Goth does get disturbing and is definitely not for all tastes.
Pheobe Dollor plays Goth and she is pretty good. Goth isn't any kind of a horror/thriller masterpiece or anything like that but for me it was an entertaining movie that I really liked.
Goth was released from Brain Damage films which are known for their low budget horror films. If you are a fan of those films check this out if not then I don't think Goth is for you.
Shocker (1989)
Shocker is Electrifying
Personally I haven't met anyone who loves Shocker as much as me. In fact its one of my favorite films. Shocker has a great mix of horror, action, drama and a sense of humor. Its a fun movie.
Shocker is about a psychopathic family killer named Horace Pinker. His occupation is a television repair man who practices voodoo. He murders the family of Johnathon Parker a high school football star. He saw what happened in his dream. With the help of his stepfather he tries to hunt down Pinker using his dreams.In addition to killing Johnathons family his brutally murder his girlfriend Allison as well. When Pinker is sentenced to die in the electric chair he becomes a powerful supernatural force in which he has the ability to possess people.
I have seen people express much dislike for Shocker but it has gained a cult audience. Everyone has their own tastes and of course is entitled to their opinion. See Shocker and decide for yourself. Personally I love it.
10 out of 10
Zombie Cult Massacre (1998)
Original but disappointing.
Zombie Cult Massacre is an interesting zombie flick but its not all that good.
Zombie Cult Massacre is about a couple who is on a car trip but gets into an accident with a zombie which gets them mixed up with a religious cult. Outside of the cult there are zombies roaming about. Later a gang of bikers get involved with the cult and the zombies.Marvin (the new cult member)and the leader of the cult get into a feud which becomes a battle for power. Its like someone put a biker movie, a zombie movie and a movie about a cult in a blender and pressed mix.
The movie does contain a high gore content.
I like the general story of Zombie cult Massacre but gets to involved with religion and the cult that it takes away from the zombies which is the original plot.I wouldn't call Zombie Cult massacre a terrible movie just really disappointing. It could have been better.
Zombie Nation (2004)
Very poor and sloppy zombie flick from Ulli Lommel
Ulli Lommels Zombie Nation is a bad horror film that is very poorly done. Ulli Lommel has lately been doing low budget horror films which would be better if he put more into them. Zombie Nation is one of those he put nothing into.
Zombie Nation is about a crooked cop who brings girls to what looks like a furniture store and kills them. Some of this movie takes place in a police station which looks like a big basement with movie lights used for regular lights. What was Ulli Lommel thinking? Later through some voodoo women the girls come back as poor looking zombies.
Ulli Lommel himself is in this movie as a weird doctor who is copying Lauence Olivers popular line in Marathon Man "Is it safe?". I don't know what the point of that is.
I think Ulli Lommel has actually done worse than this but Zombie Nation is still a very bad film.
Green River Killer (2005)
Not good at all
Green River Killer is a boring and very poorly made movie that gets worse as it goes along.
Could Ulli Lommels Green River Killer could have been a really good movie? Even with a low budget it is possible but it doesn't happen here. Instead of focusing the movie on the killers life and the lives on the victims Green River Killer mostly focuses on the killings which would have been better if Ulli Lommel focused on the other stuff as well.
I want to see the films of Ulli Lommel despite many of them are not good. Green River Killer has to be one of his worst. It looks like Ulli Lommel paid no attention to detail.
The Weekend It Lives (1992)
Has to be seen to believe.
Even though I give Ax'Em a 1/10 I still want people to see it. Its one of those movies thats so bad its funny. Ax'Em is a horror/slasher movie that was supposed to be serious but it ended up like more of a comedy. Ax'Em was directed by Michal Mfume who looks like he hasn't done anything sense.
Ax'Em is about several young people who go to the woods for a vacation. What they don't know is that a killer who came back from the dead is out to get them. Before they go out to the woods there is a little get together in which there is dancing and a 'yo mamma' battle breaks out. I guess Michal Mfume is just filming anything and putting it in the movie. Nothing says good horror movie than a yo mamma battle.
The killer in this movie is a real mess. First the movie is called Ax'Em and the killer doesn't even use an ax. He uses a hatchet, a machete and a baseball bat. Plus the killer poses for the camera.
Ax'Em has many flaws including hearing the director say CUT in one scene, and another scene is shown twice in a row for no reason at all. There are more. Ax'Em is a funny movie thats horribly acted, directed written and acted.
Its a bad horror movie but a good comedy.
Unspeakable (2000)
Diturbing to say the least.
Relesed from Troma (which is my favorite movie company)Unspeaksble is a messy horror film that can be interesting but very dark and twisted.
Unspeakable starts with a family in a car, they get into an accident which leaves a daughter dead and a mother deformed. the father eventually goes crazy and slashes prostitutes. He sees his daughter in other people. He kills for her. Meanwhile his now deformed wife is being raped by her orderly. These are sick people!
Unspeakable tries to be sick and disturbing and it does manage to do that as a good horror flick this is not. Most Troma movies have a sense of humor to them but however this one doesn't.
Kill the Scream Queen (2004)
One of the worst horror/slasher films ever made.
Kill the scream queen may sound like a good slasher flick but it is terribly boring and very dumb.
Kill the scream queen is about a crazy filmmaker who auditions girls to be in his snuff film. He rapes and tortures them. This is trash that is not amusing, suspenseful or entertaining.The killer has no motive,okay maybe hes just sick...and very dull. Maybe they could of gave a victim a story of their own. Anything could be an improvement. It needed a lot more.
They could of put just a little more into it. I love horror/slasher films but this is ridiculously bad.
Borderline Cult (2007)
Throw it over the border.
From director Ulli Lommel comes Bordorlone Cult a dull look at three crazy people who kill girls by the Mexican border.Ulli Lommel has been criticized for his poor movies he has made over the last few years, this is one of his worst.
Bordorline Cult has three killers. Melanie lours girls to their spot of killing. Another wears a top hat and scarf,he buries the bodies. The third actually does the killings. He kinda looks like a bald Drew Carrey.Togerther the leave graves all over the border. Its surprising to see with over 400 dead girls they haven't been caught yet.
Bordorline Cult is a waste of time. Its a poor horror/slasher film that is very dumb and has no suspense. Skip it unless your a die hard Ulli Lommel fan.
Death Wish II (1982)
Even better than the first
Death Wish 2 was bashed by reviewers.In Lenared Maltins review he states "Made by profiteers not filmmakers". I don't know if that is true or not but I think that no matter what it is DW2 is still a great movie.
Plot:Paul Kersey returns with a new life, and a new girlfriend. Picking up the pieces of his life from what happened to him in the first movie. Kerseys daughter is still traumatized from being raped. One day he takes his girlfriend and his daughter out. Kerseys wallets stolen by five street punks.The five go to Kerseys house brutally rape and kill his maid.Later Paul comes back to his house with his daughter to find the gang at his home. They knock him out, kidnap his daughter,then rape her. She runs out of a window from were they were raping her. She lands on a spiked gate. Kersey hits the streets once again to find the gang then kill them!
I loved the fist one, but the sequel is even better! A total thrill-ride and a knockout. Forget what the reviewers say.