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The Killing of Two Lovers (2020)
Artistic rubbish
Although the acting is excellent from all concerned the arty farty story and super slow build up ruin the whole thing. Suspense is one thing but the ending is just abysmal.
Scenery is good.
Behind the Line: Escape to Dunkirk (2020)
not the best
Imagine escape to victory only replace football with boxing and then give it a budget of about 500 quid. This is basically the same story only filmed in someones old barn. Some decent acting but ore like a college project.
Jerry & Marge Go Large (2022)
just ok
Not the worst film i ever saw but certainly not the best either. More like the stuff Brian Cranston was doing before breaking bad. It's a it too sentimental, a bit too feel good and has Hallmark written all over it. It Killed 90 minutes anyway.
The Simpsons: Poorhouse Rock (2022)
Another musical disaster
How do the modern writers misjudge their audience so much ? They persist with musicals that no one enjoys, are not funny and are just plain tedious. After all these years, i think i will stop watching. Am fed up with the continual disappointments and pc nonsense that is killing everything. I will watch the ld one's with m children, way better.
Violation (2020)
Slow,boring and confusing
Waste of time film . Style over substance as in it looks really good but the story was stupid and made little sense. I only gave it 2 stars and it gets one of those for the scenery . I saw it through to the end and still have no idea what was going on.
Ghosts of the Ozarks (2021)
Absolute rubbish
I only watched is because Tim blake Nelson is in it but what in the name of god is he doing in this ? It's like a bunch of high school students put it together. The effects are the cheapest of the cheap. Really don't waste your time.
The Power of the Dog (2021)
Very slow and quite boring
The cinematography is excellent, I really enjoyed that but the film is just plain boring and pretty much nothing happens for its entire 2 hours! It looks good and it's very box tickingly pc so could well be Oscar fodder too.
Blue Ruin (2013)
Excellent film
Ticks every box as an excellent indie the film. No big stars just a well made brilliant film. I have watched it twice and loved it both times. A shame it hasn't hit the big time.
The Simpsons: The Star of the Backstage (2021)
Without a doubt worst episode ever
It's actually tragic that any of the writers thought this was anywhere near ok. My kids and I are sitting here willing it to end. This is just a tragedy ! Wheels kind of came off a few years ago when it went p.c .
How about the writers watch the Mr Plough episode or any of seasons 4 and 5 ?
Promising Young Woman (2020)
easily best film of year so far
Really enjoyed this one. Stick with it, i thought it was going to be some Kill billl type rubbish but it is original and interesting.
Drought (2020)
excellent true indie film
Thoroughly this one, a real antidote to the endless rubbish i have watched recently. Excellent acting from all involved. More of a road movie than anything else but i enjoyed this one.
It Snows in Benidorm (2020)
slow and a bit boring
Looks good but very slow paced and the ending was terrible. I love Tim spall and would watch him in anything. A real shame as the film starts well and story line ws pretty good but nothing really happens and then it ends !
The Dry (2020)
slow and quite boring
I love Aussie films but this one is way too slow and pretty predictable.
Pixie (2020)
The scenery earned the stars
In fairness i gave up after 30 minutes watching some of the poorest acting i have ever seen. Story is just stupid, pc nonsense. How on earth did they persuade Colm meaney to take part ? I also get fed up of seeing overly positive reviews by people connected with the film.
Jack and the Beanstalk: After Ever After (2020)
Woke pc vesrion
A box ticking version of the old story. Special effects were poor and unconvincing. Looked like the whole thing was done in a hurry
Inheritance (2020)
Not the best but not the worst either
Premise is a tad far fetched and as a whole not the worst film ever. I couldn't help thinking of Bugsy malone, in the sense that the lead actress looks like a child pretending to be a grown up. She is ludicrously mis-cast as the lead she looks at best 15 years old and her brother looks about 18 and they are both supposed to be high flying city types.
If you can get past these 2 massive problems the film is ok but just ok
The Walking Dead: World Beyond (2020)
The boring dead
Been a fan of all all walking deads since the start but this pc rubbish is the end for me. All it needed was a wheelchair bound, blind lesbian and every box would be ticked. Story is clunky, acting hopeless and as a Brit i am a bit fed up of us always being cast as the bad guys.
Mister Winner (2020)
Best tv comedy in many years
Excellent laugh out loud comedy. Kind of a cross between Frank Spencer and Mr bean. Really well made. Please make more
Time Loop (2019)
terrible, just terrible
I withstood 35 minutes of awful acting and a nonsense story then just gave up. Looks like the whole thing was an excuse for a load of amateur film makers to go on a jolly to Italy. Really is one of the worst efforts ever to be made. Best actor in it is the baby pig !
Woodland (2018)
Nice scenery but not great film
Kind of boring and a bit amateur . Had potential but way too slow and clunky.
Way too many drone shots of trees. The acting wasnt bad but the story was like a high school drama attempt. The bear scenes were near comical, special effects childish . Altogether a waste of time am afraid !
The Stand at Paxton County (2020)
Boring , made for tv B film
Yes you have seen it all before. A standard made for tv bore fest. Corruption, revenge etc.......
The Lost City of Z (2016)
Boring, boring film
Just wasted 90 minutes with this nonsense. I was really looking forward to a South American jungle exploration epic but this was dull, with very little happening at all. The film has odd segments as the story darts between London and South America with little actual exploration shown. Very little happens and am afraid no lost city is shown either !
The Last Full Measure (2019)
Dreary, boring propoganda
This film is just boring, i gave up after just over an hour. So many Vietnam cliches !
Nothing new, war is bad etc... Great cast but don't be fooled the big names are only really cameo roles. Nothing more to be said boring, boring, boring
Sword of Trust (2019)
Pretty poor effort
This one is pretty dull from start to finish, character acting is ok, well one character (Mel) was stand out good, the rest looked like they were on a college project. The plot was lame and made no sense at all. There was no action, no comedy and that was about it. Nothing much happens.
Wouldnt waste too much time on this one
Badland (2019)
Every Cliche imaginable
Firstly its not the worst film ever but it is light years from being the best. Starring role is a poor man's Clint Eastwood impersonator and after that the cliché's just keep coming thick and fast. As i said, kills an hour if you are bored but please don't pay to watch it.