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Carnival Eats: Ohio State Fair/NC Potato Festival (2014)
No potatoes at the Potato Festival
Why would you go to a potato festive and not feature a single dish including potatoes and instead you promoted what was effectively frozen fish sticks? I mean there was absolutely nothing original or new about deep fried fish.
Why would you go to a potato festive and not feature a single dish including potatoes and instead you promoted what was effectively frozen fish sticks? I mean there was absolutely nothing original or new about deep fried fish.
Why would you go to a potato festive and not feature a single dish including potatoes and instead you promoted what was effectively frozen fish sticks? I mean there was absolutely nothing original or new about deep fried fish.
Is It Cake?: That 90's Cake (2023)
Not the 90s.
At least half of their 90s items were from the 70s and 80s. This episode just felt like an Netflix was trying to promote their awful That 90s Show. Bakers were excellent as usual. Be better Netflix...
At least half of their 90s items were from the 70s and 80s. This episode just felt like an Netflix was trying to promote their awful That 90s Show. Bakers were excellent as usual. Be better Netflix...
At least half of their 90s items were from the 70s and 80s. This episode just felt like an Netflix was trying to promote their awful That 90s Show. Bakers were excellent as usual. Be better Netflix...
At least half of their 90s items were from the 70s and 80s. This episode just felt like an Netflix was trying to promote their awful That 90s Show. Bakers were excellent as usual. Be better Netflix.
The Great Food Truck Race: Miami Meltdown (2019)
This was rough
Honestly if I was a pedestrian anywhere near these food truck after their behavior in public I would have no desire to go to any of these trucks.
Honestly if I was a pedestrian anywhere near these food truck after their behavior in public I would have no desire to go to any of these trucks.
Honestly if I was a pedestrian anywhere near these food truck after their behavior in public I would have no desire to go to any of these trucks.
Honestly if I was a pedestrian anywhere near these food truck after their behavior in public I would have no desire to go to any of these trucks.
Don't behave like children in public.
Worst Cooks in America: Celebrity Pot-Un-Lucky (2015)
The missing season
I would love to give this a zero out of ten on account of the fact that this is the mysterious unwatchable season. For some reason you are unable to watch this season on available method that is doable. No one can give a reason as to why this season is missing. It's just odd. Maybe one of the contestants killed someone and Hollywood covered it up, who knows? I mean that is why season 20 was pulled. I think that shouldn't have been pulled either. Black out her face or something, what about all the normal well adjusted folk on that season.
Bring season 7 back!
Bring season 7 back!
Bring season 7 back!
Shark Lake (2015)
This lady should never been a cop
The awful lady cop in this ruined this movie. She is awful. She commits more crimes than Dolph in this movie.
Even when you get down to near the end Dolph is a better parent than this lady. The Sheriff is a hopeless incompetent who should not be re-elected much like most Sheriffs in movies. Be better Hollywood.
If you want a movie in which you will root for the shark to win and want to see 5 mins of Dolph this is the movie for you. If you want a good movie with sane and normal cops this is not the movie for you. "Lick the deck" is not something a cop should ever say especially to a man that has previously been shot by the same insane dept for not drowning himself in a lake when they ordered him to.
Naked and Afraid: Night Stalkers (2022)
Go home Monica
Elijah is a saint who is amazing and the struggles he had to endure in Africa with one of the worst whiniest contestants ever is a testament to what an amazing man he is. Monica is awful and thank goodness she was only in my life for an hour. Elijah brought all the skill and creative ideas to the game. Monica complained, was super whiny, was super touchy, she was critical. Poor Elijah had to bend over backwards to make peace with his nightmare "partner". Let this man have another go at it with a good teammate. I am even for sending Monica by herself to the location the two show cast members went to.
Molly Daley and Elijah should be paired up as partners they both had awful partners.
The Handmaid's Tale: Safe (2022)
No no no
What kind of crap are you trying to shove down people's throats?
It's so bad let's count the number of awful things this season. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 , 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 ,26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44;45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55.
Why is the character limit so high now? This is insane. If something is a trainwreck you don't have a million things to say. It's just awful now and that Fred was killed while the much more awful character is becoming friends with June is insane and this is a just delusional show that I can't believe is still on.
Halloween Ends (2022)
A great man taken out too soon
After watching this trilogy I have decided that Michael Myers is a great man trying to rid the world of the evil of this town and when he is finally murdered by his sister this is a great tragedy. Of course most of the trilogy is about the people of this town so even that is quite unsatisfying since these are the scum that survive. The fact that all these people live to the end is awful. I guess its good that this is the last of these. The world doesn't need any more of these. You have successfully killed the the series. Good job. Move on and make actual good horror movies that don't involve anyone from this trainwreck.
The Amazing Race: Everyone's an Artist (2022)
Unmotivating Speaker
Lol. We were sad to see the motivational speakers leave. All I can say is if I was a kid and these folk showed up at my school I would not be able to take them seriously after seeing them on this show.
That is all I have to say about this episode but I guess I need to add more to meet the number of characters required to to get to the truly insane number of characters of 600. I have so many to go now and it seems like I will never reach this number and feel so bored just putting in pointless filler to meet the requirements which seem silly and very verbose. Almost there thank goodness. Yay!!!
American Horror Stories: Lake (2022)
Finally a good episode
The first scene between the parents was a better scene than anything we have seen this season. Netflix definitely needs more Alicia Silverstone in stuff. I have loved both shows she has been in.
Shame about it going all weird at the end. It was a great episode until the end.
Can't believe how many people the evil zombies murdered. Makes me think the business man knew something was wrong with these guys.
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American Horror Stories: Drive (2022)
Major disappointment
This was a bad episode through and through. I rooted for Bella to die the whole episode and lost interest during her final monologue and kept hoping we would get a twist of someone killing her, the only thing which would have saved the episode. I kept hoping perhaps that our serial killer from the end of season 1 would take her out.
Choose or Die (2022)
Worst movie of 2022 so far
I had this movie in my favorites for months because of how good the trailer was. Too bad this wasn't that movie. Instead we got a movie about an unemotional girl who was kind of unlikable and even in the final "big" scene I didn't care if she lived or died. She was an island that didn't connect to anyone except for the psychopath who unleashed this curse on the world. She actually seemed to identify and like him. Thus I think this was a movie about the rise of a super villain.
Dexter: New Blood (2021)
You ruined Dexter
Honestly after this train wreck it ruined Dexter and make me not really want to watch things with Michael C. Hall in them any more. Although I find Deb to be a better character dead than alive.
Crimes Gone Viral: Surprise Attack (2020)
Illegal Driving has consequences
Lol, honestly these two law breakers both had a bad day and I enjoyed it. Cody was no hero though. Not sure why Cody didn't get a ticket or anything. Cody seemed to learn nothing and will continue to do whatever he wants.
The Vampire Diaries: Kill 'Em All (2016)
Pretty good episode
Pretty good episode featuring more of the long term cast, although I am very tired of Matt and his attitude. He can just be gone now. He just adds nothing good to the show other than pouty anger.
The Amazing Race: Rock Bottom (2022)
Rock bottom
This challenge was awful. Pure Hell for both the viewer and the contestants. Random chance boring rock turning is not good TV. Fire the person who came up with this travesty of a challenge.
School of Chocolate: Make it Ooze (2021)
The judge sucks
The teacher/judge is a great teacher but a lousy judge. I mean if you make an ooze challenge and a guy's dessert doesn't have ooze you don't make him the winner of the challenge.
Molly Yeh's Magnolia Adventure (2021)
Felt like a promotional special for Joanna's cooking show
Joanna shows up eventually right at the end of the special. Most of the rest was visiting and promoting Joanna's businesses. Molly is a delight but after what I saw of Joanna I won't watch her cooking show.
Dancing with the Stars (2005)
The audience is the worst
First time watching this show and it's ok. I don't really know many of these "stars", the host dresses like she is insane, and the audience boos any comment for improvement of the dancers. Now I did enjoy the actual dancers and dances so will keep watching.
Trouble in Suburbia (2021)
Men are bad, check
Remember its not drugs that are bad, it's men. Lifetime (trademark)
Although we are seeing a slight shift, as long you are not a white male there is some small hope for you.
Dancing with the Stars (2005)
The audience is the worst
First time watching this show and it's ok. I don't really know many of these "stars", the host dresses like she is insane, and the audience boos any comment for improvement of the dancers. Now I did enjoy the actual dancers and dances so will keep watching.
Haunted: The Slaughterhouse (2018)
Trash or liars
These people are scum. They covered for their father, never said anything for years, never went to the police just to a TV show, she was never done with her father through all the murders but only was mad after he hit her. I wouldn't want to be a friend to any these psychos. I think of all the poor people who lost family members to this psycho family.
Haunted: Children of the Well (2018)
This show is named incorrectly
I would have no problems if this show was named My Parents Never Loved Me since basically every episode seems to be about that rather than anything plausible ghost wise.
Haunted: Cult of Torture (2019)
Completely lacking in any sort of supernatural element
Well in a show pretty awful about good stories this was an all time low with an utter lack of any sort of a ghost element. The closest thing we came to was him hallucinating while he was being tortured. Another story of a kid mad at their parents definitely justified in his case. This was a story for another type of a show but not a ghost/supernatural show.
Cops: Get Off My Roof (2013)
These cops are nuts
Well the highlight of this episode was the guy on the roof that they unleashed the dogs on because he couldn't climb off a roof holding his arms in the air.